Trump announces that he will be doing a live bible study next week.
An ordinary man living a mundane life gets one wish. He asks to become… Biggie Smalls.
It could be A, but I’ll go with C no. 2… what happened to E?
Heard on Grantchester, just now…
Reverend Sidney Chambers: I coulda got it wrong
Inspector Geordie Keating: Well, it wouldn’t be the first time, let’s face it.
Yesterday, during hosting a political stand
A guy to Harry: I’m a Nigel Farage-supporting Communist, who thinks Farage should be running the country.
Harry, nearly an hour later: Oh my god, that guy was a real dim fascist… I thought he was never going to go away.
Me: …yea, a Communist who supports Farage …now that’s a real oxymoron. I felt really sorry for you, man.
Scott: What a complete idiot… a Farage-supporting Communist, does he even know what he’s talking about.
Me: I’m going to have my favourite dinner of sweet potato fries n chicken wings, to make myself feel better… tofu wings for you.
He: …there such a thing as tofu wings? lol
Me: No… I made it up lol
How to do depression right… the most creative way to self-diagnose, I’ve ever heard.
This guy’s awesome!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbDtyaI4_30[/youtube]
I don’t do drugs myself, but if you’re gonna do em… here’s how to do them right…
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ9gQlm4qVs[/youtube]
Sorry, deleted
Hahaha
I had something very funny, but lost it in pasting. R
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Make like a philosopher, and think.
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On Grantchester, just now…
Inspector Geordie Keating: Why make up a secret society?
Suspect: Because girls like dangerous men
Inspector Geordie Keating: Son, I’ll tell you this for nothing, you’ll never be a dangerous man
"And so the warlock said, “That’s no succubus, that’s my wife!”
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On Grantchester, just now…
Inspector Geordie Keating: What we need is a regular war, now that would stop this young lot fighting
Reverend Will Davenport: Yea your right Geordie that’s what we need, young men being shot at on a regular basis
Reminiscent of the US right now? but no war’s been declared.
This old farmer guy from way out remembers his wife telling him to get into the yellow streetcar to go downtown in the city.
He accidentally enters a VC thinking that’s a street car.
The lady comes who charges 10 cents for use; after giving him medicine ’ to make it go’ and asks him about it wether it’s going yet.
He answers tomato faced: ’ I’m xxx’ng all over but it is not going yet