sadly, i don’t yet have a camera of my own
but here i am nonetheless, sans the academic beard i’m sporting now
on the left:
on the right:
Just practicing. Okay, that kinda works.
Is that a gigantic breast beside your arm?
Yes. They are amazing. From the testimony of those that have seen them unfettered, it is as if she is under water.
Faust, see if the girl will let you take a picture of just one tit. If she will, please send it to me. Just an up close shot of one tit. Either one is fine. Thanks.
I think it’s the female’s beside her shoulder - wishful thinking has you guys seeing things, huh! 
Shit. You’re right. Thanks for killing my dreams. My vision is always just a little blurry. I got my last eye exam while I was stoned. The good part is, sometimes I see what I think is a tit, and I can be happy. Well, at least until someone busts my bubble.
Only too glad to help, Smears! 
I have asked to see her tits. She has denied permission. They really are splendid, by the way. I’ll see if I can find another picture with both of us, and both of them in it. The other two girls in the picture have seen her tits, by the way, and attest to their unfettered beauty.
This isn’t really as crass as it sounds - everyone talks about this girl’s breasts. She accepts this as a normal part of conversation.
Moi:
Faust: who are all those young girls?
Me.
I don’t like having my picture taken.
Impious - waitresses in the restaurant that the other guy in the pic and I manage.
Sometimes it’s not the salary but the fringe benefits.
I’m the guy in the middle of the video
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENQmCQNvOiU[/youtube]
Dude, I thought you were dead.
Maybe that was God, though.
Or Snake Plissken.
I thought you were dead too. I was talking to Mephistopheles about you, just the other day, lol.
Nietzsche’s in hell? How unfortunate…who shall break this news to his adorators?
Having looked at the last few pages of this thread, I have to say that if smears would only eat a few more tacos, he’d become the double of Keith from the UK (original) version of The Office! 
Thanks. I’ll work on that.