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kay that was genuinely laughable.
Keep em coming homie.
“cRap…”
He’s not particular over which cult’s ass he kisses. So long as they avoid critical thought at all costs.
Woulda like to sniff paint with him back inne. I’ll give him that.
There’s more to life than sniffing glue, though, prometh.
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no dude I dislike rap-battles a lot. Its equally lame as this fusion crap you’re posting. Eazy E never did a fucking rap-battle. Its for nerds.
Its the least intimidating shit out there when people try to “beat” each other at music. Go fucking beat some speznatz commando and Ill be impressed.
And basically Im not intimidated, except by armies. Armies, and clandestine services are intimidating to me. Not a lot else.
I ain’t even washed my dishes yet, jesus christ.
very true. there’s scotch-guard, gasoline, butane, and nitrous oxide, to name a few.
And whereas its hardly anywhere in the vicinity of being intimidating, I do have to make an exception about the nerdiness, for biggie smalls, he wasn’t nerdy when he battled. But it still is only a curiosity to me. Im not gonna sit down and listen to that shit in my free time. Or stand up.
Its for the birds yo.
Yo I can battle every rapper on account Im smarter than them cause Im clever
for ever
whatever
who gives a fuck
now you’re talking. nooooow you’re giving us the experience, the old soul.
fuck, this god damned fucking meme shit and freestyle has pissed me off.
I missed the silence, the ending of the Coltrane piece.
You know Im a pretty bad drunk.
Im what they call “belligerent”
Thats me. After Ive had about… two whiskeys Im already getting very bad mannered.
Is just so easy to insult people. You just need to speak the truth.
Thats why Im so stressed much of the time and why unfortunately ill never be an alcoholic. You cant be an alcoholic if you’re a philosopher, a psychologist, its just not gonna be a good ride.
Fuck man I can break a soul like a twig.
And thats not a virtue.
Pedro what happened to that track you were listening to drunk driving in Caracas
Was it this?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yIYo0qgBfU[/youtube]
Woe me.
I have a bad character.
Promethean I didn’t mean any of it. Well I meant some of it. But I was just … playing the game I always think people are playing when they’re being combative. When I play that game people cease being combative. They just go home.
Woe me
Go see my homey lady
he might be able to give you a cent of what you want of me
my spades
narcotics of the soul
old owl
wolf, hold your growl
forest is thick
thick enough for us both
one guy doing the dishes
next guy sleeping with the fishes
me I’m out here spitting cliches.
haha
that doesn’t rhyme you asshole.
you baritone merry go round bellicose ice cream cone
spy me, home
yeah they know all about it
when I’m clouded
im boudit boudit and most of it is shrouded
why? don’t lie.
or, lie, see if I cant discern a deeper truth from your dumbass attempt to cloud yourself in meaning
clothe yourself in a Ponzi scheme of consciousness
come on give me some hard shit
some catnip, make me crawl and drool spit
what else is there to drool, really. I guess, food.
make me respect you.
make me bring the axe down
make me relax, clown
dang
I got no friends
only competitors and debt collectors and hexing investors and crap-pressers
what evers
mount evers
yeah Im not a nice guy
let me psychoanalyze
the next in line
Yo i gotta wash these dishes
Maids and shit? I wishes
And then gotta make fried rice to feed ambitious rides through pernicious gliding forest tides
Sai
I’m a mad psi gotta mad sly manner of hankering banter with the would-ave-been badder ones
Batter up
Gotta catch a cold before I foul up a mission reading sinews from the hides of minions
Conditions of everlasting beast collapsing situs
I leech 'oos
Cause Imma be honest I can’t bring the big guns lest I dismiss you
Into a realm of fire so dire it sings like Michiu
I’m a liar, there’s no fire
Just the lonesome barren land that is most people’s “in you”
Takes decades of excellence layered on milleniums of refining tests
I’m just trying to get you all started
I farted
Gonna go clean my dishes
ok im just gonna rap to imaginary basters some more.
smart pants, smarty man,
snarly Sam, man from uncle
hunky dory
chunky, gory, clunky, boring
(not talking about any of you who are reading, just about your boss)
(disclaimed that)
Im pretending to be drunk
in fact Im more sober than …
what rhymes to sober
oh wait I had to only rhyme to drunk, yet
in fact I’m more sober than a guy who smoked some really old skunk
a few days ago in the portico
Now I gotta cook
I gotta tell ya it’s as appealing as a rock in a nook
Aimed at my head with spices and crooked malice
I want a chalice
Filled with wine chilled just below ambient
And an ambien
For later, for tripping like a missguided homo sapien
I lament
This fact more than pushing coal-filled carts for 20 hours
Lousy stomach requiring lousy particles
And a wallet too clean to afford alternative animals
Fuck man I don’t wanna cook
I just ate, I knew it was gonna make it worse like Planet 8
I need a gender non-specific element with no particular attachment
To make me some food, on a grill, maybe a prime rib steak
yo let me drop this joint real quick…
mr. milikowski the killakowski
we call him killa milla
the chinchilla
but will i
catch him shootin dice in the villa
like godzilla
killin monsters when i see em
and my per diem
it’s like five stacks, nigga
and i wouldn’t wanna be em
they like snacks
when i find em and i eat em
they take naps
cause my rhymes supersede em
throw in the towel nigga
you can’t beat em
That was fucking slick.
sick. I mean sick.
goddamnit man.
Why you no want to start a label wid us?