Praise Jesus Now

Ultimate_Philosophy · November 21, 2016, 1:26am

barbarianhorde:

Ultimate Philosophy 1001:

Jesus is the classic tale, the tale of the Genius.

I am the modern day Genius, the modern day Jesus.

It is the classic tale, a misunderstood genius, who’s works are diluted by childlike minds. The interpretations they give of his works, are simply missing the mark. It is not a children’s story about Hell. Jesus said there were three Hells, and even those who were wise enough to understand, some would go to the hell of the wise sages. The modern man, the bible school teachers, these men are not wise enough to understand the Genius, the Jesus.

I come to preach a method of salvation. The DNA machine. First I am mocked, then I am scorned.
The crowd of angry jews, enabled by the alpha male state romans, to try and rob salvation from the land.
Even now they plot and they scheme, so that we will be born into this land, and robbed of all that is good, all that is beautiful.
They taint this place and replace it with a false feminity, a corporate femininty, Nikki Minaj and Justin Bieber feminity…
These are false idols. These are not truly feminine souls, holy, beautiful, or pure. Only through through the Understanding, Comprehension, and the Becoming of hot lesbians shall we have our cure.

I knowed 2 guyz thought they were Jesus. One dead now, the other, a successful philosopher with a pretty wife.

go get em tiger.

i also knew 2 who thought they were Jesus, both live, one jumped off a building, still lives, of these 2 individuals, both were trannies.

Ultimate_Philosophy · November 21, 2016, 1:50am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bh9VPFq3xI[/youtube]

Ultimate_Philosophy · November 21, 2016, 1:51am

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0tdrucrftU[/youtube]

barbarianhorde · November 21, 2016, 1:56am

Jesus is not the dreadful judge what is this guy a carpenter?

Ultimate_Philosophy · November 21, 2016, 2:24am

Jesus is the dreadful judge. He sits on his throne room as we speak, judging Marilyn Manson.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4OEKGDaYk[/youtube]

barbarianhorde · November 22, 2016, 9:47pm

Naw thats st Peter you confused… Jesus dont judge obviously this is the entirely singular point of him.

And yeahhh [sig-H], Cruxalot has another fucking package.

youtube.com/watch?v=4dWuBFfivkI

A_Shieldmaiden · November 23, 2016, 3:36am

This has got to be Satyr.

I just realised. I thought he sounded familiar.

On second thoughts. No, sounds more Russian than Greek.

barbarianhorde · November 23, 2016, 8:45am

Does the pope shit in the church?

[tab]Yes, but behind a pillar[/tab]