The Case of Turd Ferguson

iambiguous · January 2, 2016, 7:06pm

Okay, okay, I admit it. I’m Trixie, Turd, Zoot, Magnus and Erik. Why? Well, I got the idea from reading The Magus by John Fowles. The part where Conchis, Lily and Rose spin Nicholas around and around and around. The idea being that reality as it is and reality as others want you to believe that it is can make for some rather problematic plot developments.

So, how am I doing?

And even though none of this is true how can you really be sure of that either?

Arminius · January 13, 2016, 11:24pm

Primal Rage:

Turd, formerly known as “contra-Nietzsche”, is an interesting case study.
The subject is suffering from depression, repression, self-loathing, and sexual masochism.

Turd is a joker, a classic internet troll. He is characterized by the fool archetype.

The fool or joker archetype is inherently self-castrating in nature.
In his foolishness, which is a violence towards his pride and honour, he is able to be what he is: a joker.
The fool not only mocks others, he mocks himself - a sort of masochism to his own identity.
Is it no wonder, then, that Turd is so heavily against Aryanism? A philosophy which, by its very nature, is about
taking pride in ones past or self? Turd is a blonde-haired Caucasian.

The joker archetype is bi-polar also, not necessarily in the clinical sense.
I suppose it would be better to say that the joker is of a dual-nature.
His very smile, laughter, and frivolity is a mask, a compensation for his inner distress, despair, and melancholia.

Laughter is the best medicine

Turd furguson likes to spend his time trolling online, because it’s an escape from the profound sadness he feels within himself, something
that surfaces especially when he is bored. He wanders from place to place, like a vagabond. He does not take life seriously, much less himself,
which consequently leads to his wandering about, from job to job, place to place. He does not take anything seriously. Life is a cosmic joke to him.
He finds things easily amusing, because existence itself is a comedy.

Due to his repressive nature, he may not even be fully aware of just how depressed he truly is. Instead of facing the sadness head on, which would require a
seriousness and intensity of which his character lacks, he chooses to scoff away any sense of sadness that begins to immediately surface.

Now, speaking more on his repressed sexual identity, Turd is a repressed homosexual and sexual masochist.
If you have read his posts consistently, his choice of words betray this.

“Academic anal play, fingers crawling up rear, cock on cock swordplay…”

He projects his own fears and repression unto others and it manifests clearly in his writing.

He has mentioned someone named Yukio Mishima numerous times.
For those who don’t know, Yukio Mishima was a homosexual and sexual masochist.
Not surprising that he has a predilection for this guy.

Turd used to be in the military. He was naturally drawn to the essentially all-male milieu, which had an aura of discipline and punish (a compliment to
his extreme sexual masochism).

Turd likes to be dominated by militaristic, authoritative men, something ultimately emanating from his profound sense of self-loathing.
It’s a sort of mockery to his gender identity, a way to punish himself; he takes on the role of a female.

The joker archetype, as prior mentioned, is self-castrating in nature, which leads to all sorts of effeminate behavior.
It’s seen in the gesticulations, the infantile behavior, the sexuality, and so on.

In his mockery of self, his violence towards self, he turns away from his own self, scoffs at it.

Turd will always be running away from his own shadows. His laughter will echo throughout the
corridors of his own mind. His comedy is his narcotic, his escape from the tenebrous swamp of despair.

Turd Ferguson is one of the most lying and trolling racist members of ILP. Why is he not permabanned? Others are permabanned because of nothing, but this terrible troll Turd Ferguson can do whatver and whenever he wants, and the ILP moderators do nothing than being kind to him.

The_Golden_Turd · January 13, 2016, 11:58pm

I’m obviously not those things, your just upset because I can easily collapse your historical arguments on historical grounds, and your racial defence of Germany falls apart when I, who also happens to be German, can competently argue against it. I gives a fuck about Nazism or Nietzsche, there is far, far more to our people than that, we are a ancient people, a long history, are so much more than the backwater musings you impose upon us.

You hate Germans, you make up false histories about us, and support philosophies and policies that hurt our people. Have some respect for the German Diaspora Arminus, your hateful, narrow minded racist views aren’t supported by us all, not even the majority. Its upsetting to you that I can shine soever brighter and contradict in minor sweeps of my hand your greatest points. If you love what is most German, you wouldn’t. I am a son of my people. Its not from inborn greatness, but because I can fucking read a book every once in a while, and if you apply yourself, to learning how not just to read, but read widely and deeply, you too can learn how to factually dispute false arguments as well. Literacy is our people’s greatest gift, we should all embrace it in the pursuit of philosophy. What you do is a great mockery and shame to our people. Every German, in any land they reside in, can only look at your posts about our history with great pity and shame, and apologize to others, assuring them that we are not all like you.

Come meet me brother, join The Reading Rainbow.

Will you take my hand Arminus, and join me in this great undertaking? Will you stop whining about the Jacobites like a senile old fart, and go to the library and start reading? I don’t mean the magazine section, I mean the philosophy and history isles, and read it all up? I know you’ve never been to those isles, so you’ll have to ask the librarian for assistance, but it’s worth it, you’ll be amazed at what you will find… it’s in a book, reading rainbow!

MagsJ · January 15, 2016, 9:03am

An interesting altercation indeed… definitely worth searching for an active video to watch.

The_Golden_Turd · January 15, 2016, 9:12am

I see from your tabs your looking for a new job and a new girlfriend.

MagsJ · January 15, 2016, 4:29pm

A new job… yes, a new girlfriend… no that webpage is for female acting jobs in London, hence the word ‘female’ in the tab… as much as I think other females are beautiful and inspiring etc. I don’t get the urge to go there Turd… even when they jump me or proposition me wherever and whenever they get the chance - if I was looking for someone to date, they would be male not female… although I’d rather be alone than with an unsuitable male.

I’ve just paid £100 to that CV writing company to edit my CV and cover letter to the latest buzz words and layout… they had sent me a sample CV before I signed up and they made me sound as great on paper as I am in the workplace, so worth every penny