Sketch: Communist Career Center

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The communist job career advice center

Characters:
C.A. -Communist Advisor
W.W. -Wren Wilkinson

WW
Hello!

Name is Wren Wilkinson

CA
Hello Wren!
WW
Yeah, im here about a job
CA
Right. Here take this. Gives Wren a form to fill out and then as Wren grabs it (punches Wren lightly in the arm)
WW
Okay. A form. What's the light jab for?
CA
You don't like that do you?
WW
No, not particularly. Why did you do that?
CA
Its a test.
WW
What kind of test?
CA
(sarcastically) Bronchitus. (sternly) Pain, you whiny little nincompoop.
WW
Yes, i felt pain.
CA
Good. How's your left buttock? (knocks on left buttock) Hello anybody in there? (waits a few seconds and then gives up)
WW
I guess okay.
CA
(As if awaking from a dream) The army!
WW
I'm not in the best shape of my life...(gets cut off only to be kicked in the shin)

Owww! What the hell?!
CA
(inspection voice) Strong chins. Good high cheek bones, how's your back?
WW
Gives me some problems from time to time but I...(gets whipped in the back)

ahhhh (pain) My god! You just whipped me! Am in the right place? This is the communist job center?
CA
Well I for one, hope so (looking around the room for an answer). Just a few more minor preliminary tests and you'll be working in no time. Wren.
WW
Yes?
CA
Not a question, the end of the last sentence.
WW
Oh. haha. good one.
CA
Your hearing? (Whispers to himself)Can you hear me when I talk like this
WW
What?
CA
(whispers again) Your pants are down and your dong is out. (giggles to himself)
WW
What's so funny?
CA
Nothing. (pauses) (Looks down at Swimsuit Edition #24: Dream about me in your sleep, spank off to me while you are awake) Well it looks like you are perfect for becoming a computer technician.
WW
Computer technician?!
CA
Yes, this is the communist career advice, not the democratic career advice center. No freedom of choice in here, as far as I can tell. So start learning to type and be on your way lad.
WW
But i don't even own a computer
CA
Not. My. Problem. There's the door, please exit the premises, unless you want to be mugged by a fat man on a tricycle.
WW
A fat man on a what? Well lets say someone calls me to fix their computer, and i don't know how to do it?
CA
Sounds like a predicament.
WW
It does, because it would be one.
CA
Okay, you can have mine to learn from, but fair warning: An assassin will come and get it after you're done.
WW
I don't want yours.
CA
You don't want my computer?!
WW
No.
CA
Take it!
WW
No.
CA
Now!
WW
No!
CA
Okay, well how about a shoe?
WW
Why a shoe?
CA
Well, good thing you asked. I'm having trouble sitting.
WW
You look perfectly well sitting.
CA
It's my foot, every time i sit it aches and its come to the point i don't want to wear shoes.
WW
I know a podiatrist that can...( Interrupted)
CA
A WHAT?!
WW
A podiatrist. Foot doctor.
CA
Guards take him away.

(Two men in military wear haul off the man)
CA
But, i didn't do anything wrong!!! This is a mistake. You're a mad man! (voice trails off)
WW
That'll teach him for making fun of my Aunt Footie, looks down at his left foot which is wearing a dress.

[quantum]

When "Chicken crosses the road"

A comman man questions three noble guys , A democrat, A communist and Aristotle.

Comman man : Why did chicken cross the road ?

A democrat : Because, it was let to ...!

A communist : Nonsense. Actually. It was made to...!

Aristotle : "OH , PITY!! One thinks less than needed , and the other thinks more than needed. No wonder , it will be under these people's thoughts , that people like hitler will be 'elected' and people like mussolini and stalin will be 'opted'. Democrats will let chickens walk along with scholars , and communist will make scholars walk along with chickens.
Knowing the difference between common sense and sensibility is important.No wonder , these kind of people will easily provide enough space for Alexander, who always hated providing freedom of speech for scholar sect. I call this kind of peoples rule NOT A FREEDOM BUT FREE - DUMM !!".freedom for DUMM people is not freedom at all !!

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When "Chicken crosses the road"

A common man questions three noble guys , A democrat, A communist and Aristotle.

Common man : Why did chicken cross the road ?

A democrat : Because, it was let to ...!

A communist : Nonsense. Actually. It was made to...!

Aristotle : "OH , PITY!! One thinks less than needed , and the other thinks more than needed. No wonder , it will be under these people's thoughts , that people like hitler will be 'elected' and people like mussolini and stalin will be 'opted'. Democrats will let chickens walk along with scholars , and communist will make scholars walk along with chickens.
Knowing the difference between common sense and sensibility is important.No wonder , these kind of people will easily provide enough space for Alexander, who always hated providing freedom of speech for scholar sect. I call this kind of peoples rule NOT A FREEDOM BUT FREE - DUMM !!".freedom for DUMM people is not freedom at all !!

......................................................................................first of all, it really doesent matter who is asking the question or who answers. So the common man! The Communist and the Democrat are regrouped because they are the "group" kind. Aristotle is by himself yes, and He is kind of a Democrat, He stands outside the circle of. "Group" sensibility. He tries to make logical "sense" of what it means to see the difference between being "let" to and being "opted". Since positionally, structurally, assuredly, He might place neither, the over or under thinker as his ontologicl center of inquiry, and. It's object, the common man would be placed in the controversy between communism and democracy. Now He would think Communists think too much dialectic nonsense, the debacle of which may or may not remind him of its progenitor, He would think Communism is kind of. An artificial overreaction to some type of thinking based on necessity, control, and some kind of pseudo idealism. on the other , the Common Man, does not think enough. So the Common man is naive ,The Democrat, on the other hand is in the most dangerous position, on the Left, for he thinks a little but not enough, his position, Role, and hence power to assume his position ironclad, is the least assured. The. Communist let's chickens in on purpose, as a show of having a place for even the least politically connected (the Dumb and the Dumber), where Democrats opt to have chickens walk alongside, by giving everyone equal opportunity. This is where and how Alexander arises, in the Democratic camp, and here is where it all slips by the Common man's understanding-------the Common man lost his will, to alexander on the left who opted by opportunism, and whom the Communists presented as the Individual without any political power or conviction. The Alexander, the hitler, were chickens, Oh they my not he been chickens like scared chickens, they had a Will, an Ego, to overcome obstacles, and move in to the scene of confusion . Fascism is what Nixon feared most and he was proved Right, He is from the Right, the one professing the Right to represent the common will. The Conservative democrat seeking the Center is where most of this kind of drift is misrepresented, into the very confused arena of dissent: the problem with the Common Man, is lacking political will he may not be able to come to conclude anything on basis either of expediency, or political ideal. His vision has been curtailed by a kind of Jan Austin Sensibility (who out spends Whom in advertising for the election) and. As for the sense, well Russell's infinite reduction of "sense-data" has been shown to be ample proof of the failure of "sense" or common sense, as far as any kind of attempt to place the common man as some kind of idea, that He (common man) may work things out, the common man is in some kind of resignation, HE whoever He is resigned, to let things work themselves out politically, and take a wait and see attitude.

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When "Chicken crosses the road"

A common man questions three noble guys , A democrat, A communist and Aristotle.

Common man : Why did chicken cross the road ?

A democrat : Because, it was let to ...!

A communist : Nonsense. Actually. It was made to...!

Aristotle : "OH , PITY!! One thinks less than needed , and the other thinks more than needed. No wonder , it will be under these people's thoughts , that people like hitler will be 'elected' and people like mussolini and stalin will be 'opted'. Democrats will let chickens walk along with scholars , and communist will make scholars walk along with chickens.
Knowing the difference between common sense and sensibility is importantly wonder , these kind of people will easily provide enough space for Alexander, who always hated providing freedom of speech for scholar sect. I call this kind of peoples rule NOT A FREEDOM BUT FREE - DUMM !!".freedom for DUMM people is not freedom at all !!

......................................................................................first of all, it really doesent matter who is asking the question or who answers. So the common man! The Communist and the Democrat are regrouped because they are the "group" kind. Aristotle is by himself yes, and He is kind of a Democrat, He stands outside the circle of. "Group" sensibility. He tries to make logical "sense" of what it means to see the difference between being "let" to and being "opted". Since positionally, structurally, assuredly, He might place neither, the over or under thinker as his ontology center of inquiry, and. It's object, the common man would be placed in the controversy between communism and democracy. Now He would think Communists think too much dialectic nonsense, the debacle of which may or may not remind him of its progenitor, He would think Communism is kind of. An artificial overreaction to some type of thinking based on necessity, control, and some kind of pseudo idealism. on the other , the Common Man, does not think enough. So the Common man is naive ,The Democrat, on the other hand is in the most dangerous position, on the Left, for he thinks a little but not enough, his position, Role, and hence power to assume his position ironclad, is the least assured. The. Communist let's chickens in on purpose, as a show of having a place for even the least politically connected (the Dumb and the Dumber), where Democrats opt to have chickens walk alongside, by giving everyone equal opportunity. This is where and how Alexander arises, in the Democratic camp, and here is where it all slips by the Common man's understanding-------the Common man lost his will, to alexander on the left who opted by opportunism, and whom the Communists presented as the Individual without any political power or conviction. The Alexander, the hitler, were chickens, Oh they my not he been chickens like scared chickens, they had a Will, an Ego, to overcome obstacles, and move in to the scene of confusion . Fascism is what Nixon feared most and he was proved Right, He is from the Right, the one professing the Right to represent the common will. The Conservative democrat seeking the Center is where most of this kind of drift is misrepresented, into the very confused arena of dissent: the problem with the Common Man, is lacking political will he may not be able to come to conclude anything on basis either of expediency, or political ideal. His vision has been curtailed by a kind of Jan Austin Sensibility (who out spends Whom in advertising for the election) and. As for the sense, well Russell's infinite reduction of "sense-data" has been shown to be ample proof of the failure of "sense" or common sense, as far as any kind of attempt to place the common man as some kind of idea, that He (common man) may work things out, the common man is in some kind of resignation, HE whoever He is resigned, to let things work themselves out politically, and take a wait and see attitude.

Hint: The Comman is not common by repression of ideal values but by commercial values. And commercial bargaining is a more subtle fOrm of repression! Because it belongs to the cave, the shadow world of the puppeteer. He is a true artist Only if "it" sells. So art for art's sake is just a hyperbole. It's a no brainer rather the no exit. Its not a reflection from a hall of mirrors, its a hotel California landscape under a black light with the effect of color distortion. Hallucination becomes the norm. (The Surrealistic pillow-o and its aftermath) (((((a beat up beat). +goes on.