Can Happiness Have Negative Health Effects?

Trump won, I think I’m very happy. I haven’t been consistently this happy, over a whole day, in perhaps ever. I never smile, now nothing can wipe this smirk off my face. My heart feels light and fluttery. I’m worried I may become addicted to happiness, and may crave it more and more, and become a happy addict, roaming Amusement Parks and Parties looking for another quick fix to keep the high going.

Like, if I was tested right now, would my drug tests come back as happy. Would they be able to tell “Damn, this guy is stoked” just by tasting my urine in the lab? I don’t know how that stuff works. I’m worried about the state of my overall health now, I have been using facial muscles on my face I never use, any risk of pulling muscles, or causing strain? I’m breathing a lot too, in waves, in and our rapidly, then one long relaxing exhalation, then I loosen up and smile some more.

It isn’t like a orgasm, it feels different.

I want to ask others who have experience at being happy, what I should keep a eye out, and how to make certain this happiness doesn’t result in health risks down the road, be it short or long term.

I’m crying again. I’m so emotional, it was like the ending of Battlestar Galactica, Trump lead a assault against the Cylon Base in the Black Hole, the Liberals were shooting up America, but we got the child and then did a jump, and ended up outside of Earth. I’m crying with the same sort of joy and emotion as that moment.

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Kropotkin… You’ve always been a angry, mean spirited individual always seeking to oppress the poor and the weak, by beating them to death with your socialism. I want you to experience what Happiness feels like. It feels so good. I want you to feel good too. Today, we averted a war with Russia, saved the Supreme Court, saved several long stretches of the US from extinction as well. We will now be able to end the war in Mexico, and save many lives from overdoses on drugs with the wall.

Kropotkin, I ask you to move away from Satan and join America instead, and be as happy as I am right now. It is a amazing experience. It can be yours too, all you have to do is find your heart inside. Some people say Democrats don’t have hearts, but I know that’s not true, they just can’t feel them because they are too cold hearted. Warm it up a bit. This is the first time in generations that Americans have asserted their independence. We are now free! Amistad!