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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby gib » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:35 pm

mr reasonable wrote:I think I wanna change my name to sandwich.

I veto this request! I have no veto power, but hear me out:

I'm still not used to mr reasonable. Everyone here (and I don't think I speak only for myself) knows this man as "smears"--I just can't get that name out of my head--and now he wants to change it to "sandwich"? I mean, I get that it matches the avatar and all, but "smears" sticks for some reason and I wish he'd just revert it back.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arminius » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:25 pm

LaughingMan wrote:Image

Post 1000. Congratulations!

And who is that nice man?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:39 pm

That's me of course. The masked avenger. :lol: 8) :evilfun:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arminius » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:46 pm

LaughingMan wrote:That's me of course. The masked avenger. :lol: 8) :evilfun:

I see. :lol:

That's you of course, Laughing Man. Laughing behind a mask.

Great! :lol:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:54 pm

Arminius wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:That's me of course. The masked avenger. :lol: 8) :evilfun:

I see. :lol:

That's you of course, Laughing Man. Laughing behind a mask.

Great! :lol:


Just wait until you see what I am going to do for Halloween. :evilfun:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:57 pm

I went to mexico for halloween last year.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arminius » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:59 pm

LaughingMan wrote:
Arminius wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:That's me of course. The masked avenger. :lol: 8) :evilfun:

I see. :lol:

That's you of course, Laughing Man. Laughing behind a mask.

Great! :lol:


Just wait until you see what I am going to do for Halloween. :evilfun:

Okay, so I'll see you in Wien. "Hallo Wien" means "hello Vienna". :lol:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Ben JS » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:46 am

Back at Mum's. Packing shit and waiting til Wednesday for removalist. I love it here - I feel great! :D

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby MagsJ » Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:08 am

Arminius wrote:Okay. Mags' award would have been this one:

One of them, and the decision would have been difficult!
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In any case would this have been for the ceremony:

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Instead of flowers?

...so Fuse gets flowers and I get an award :shock:

I never get flowers :crying-blue:

Thanks though :)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:46 am

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby MagsJ » Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:35 am

phoneutria wrote:Image

He-lloooooooo sexy ;)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:47 pm

:lol: Well, as they say, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder. You've just affirmed that, Magsjy.
i kind of think that bats are cute, when they're not smiling.


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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby MagsJ » Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:02 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote::lol: Well, as they say, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder. You've just affirmed that, Magsjy.
:lol:


i kind of think that bats are cute, when they're not smiling.
look at this little guy!.jpg

You seen the 'If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they're having an amazing dance-off.' photo? :lol:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:48 pm

:lol:
That image that you put in, MagsJ, of the dancing bats was soooooooooooooo cool. I wonder who choreographed it?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arminius » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:28 am

MagsJ wrote:
Arminius wrote:Okay. Mags' award would have been this one:

One of them, and the decision would have been difficult!
______________________________________________

In any case would this have been for the ceremony:

Image

Instead of flowers?

...so Fuse gets flowers and I get an award :shock:

I never get flowers :crying-blue:

Thanks though :)

Excuse me, but the first award must be different from the second award, and Fuse has got the first award, and you have got the second award.

I had expected you to win the 1st prize and the flowers already in my left hand ( :P ), but then Fuse came and won quickly ( :o but also =D> ).

Good luck for the next contest, Mags! :)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby AutSider » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:37 pm

This is the only snake I find aesthetically appealing, Atheris hispida. I'm even thinking of changing my name to Atheris, but it kind of sounds too serious for somebody like me. Then again, my current one is unfit too now that I have come to terms with my sexuality.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby MagsJ » Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:13 am

Atheris wrote:This is the only snake I find aesthetically appealing, Atheris hispida. I'm even thinking of changing my name to Atheris, but it kind of sounds too serious for somebody like me. Then again, my current one is unfit too now that I have come to terms with my sexuality.
...you mean your asexualness? Must have been all those threesomes you partook in.. most probably wore the novelty of sex right off.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:54 am

Are you the little boy in the picture Eric?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:57 am

Contra-Nietzsche wrote:Are you the little boy in the picture Eric?


No - I'm, actually, the little girl on the left.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:00 am

Can I feel up your chest? I'm not making sexual advances towards you, purely in the name of science.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:02 am

Yes, but you have to pay me first.

100 dollars for a a quick feel up

350 for oral

650 for regular sex

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:07 am

How about a $500 starbucks giftcard, and I get to tie you up for a weekend and use you however I want in a room, pooring hot candle wax all over you and spanking you with a horsecrop?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:08 am

Contra-Nietzsche wrote:How about a $500 starbucks giftcard, and I get to tie you up for a weekend and use you however I want in a room, pooring hot candle wax all over you and spanking you with a horsecrop?


Eh, sounds reasonable. Deal.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:23 am

I want to hire a prostitute to come over and do my laundry.
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