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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Erik_ » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:24 am

phoneutria wrote:I want to hire a prostitute to come over and do my laundry.



:lol:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby xzc » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:29 am

Look at this beast.
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And again.
Image
Fear him.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:26 am

Erik_ wrote:Yes, but you have to pay me first.

100 dollars for a a quick feel up

350 for oral

650 for regular sex

Anal costs an additional 200 dollars.



That's pretty steep dude. I'd go 500 for overnight no holes barred at the most.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:27 am

phoneutria wrote:I want to hire a prostitute to come over and do my laundry.



There are hookers on backpage and craigslist who pretend to be maids but are obviously just whores. Basically, they do their ads that way so that if they show up at a sting operation they can just be like, "shit man I was just coming to clean the room nothing illegal about that". But actually, they're whores. What's really fun to do is to call em up and have em come over thinking they're gonna get some, and then actually make em clean your house.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby MagsJ » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:19 am

xzc wrote:Image
Fear him.
:lol:

Glad to see you're still about xzc :)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:17 pm

xzc wrote:Look at this beast.
Image
And again.
Image
Fear him.


Oh my god - he's the cutest. Aside from being a "beast", is he a beast? I love animals.
"Look closely. The beautiful may be small."


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“Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt.”

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:57 pm

Those lounge pants look rather comfy.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:18 pm

The dog isn't wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn't look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It's unbecoming of a woman.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Blurry » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:19 pm

xzc wrote:Look at this beast.
Image
And again.
Image
Fear him.



I'm coming to your house, he looks like wants to play catch.
"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is non-existent. And don't bother concealing your thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: 'It's not where you take things from - it's where you take them to.'" - Jim Jarmusch
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:21 pm

Contra-Nietzsche wrote:The dog isn't wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn't look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It's unbecoming of a woman.


Hey, don't insult the beautiful beast. I think it's fur is gorgeous and a nice bronze color (I think).
Look at the likes of you - always walking around with a cat on your head. :P
"Look closely. The beautiful may be small."


"Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the oftener and more steadily we reflect on them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me."


“Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt.”

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:23 pm

Blurry wrote:
xzc wrote:Look at this beast.
Image
And again.
Image
Fear him.



I'm coming to your house, he looks like wants to play catch.


The first one does. He's expecting something.
The second image looks like he's already played too much catch. He's pleasantly exhausted and asleep.
"Look closely. The beautiful may be small."


"Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the oftener and more steadily we reflect on them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me."


“Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt.”

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Blurry » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:25 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote:
Contra-Nietzsche wrote:The dog isn't wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn't look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It's unbecoming of a woman.


Hey, don't insult the beautiful beast. I think it's fur is gorgeous and a nice bronze color (I think).
Look at the likes of you - always walking around with a cat on your head. :P


:lol: :lol:

Cheesy, I love it.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:34 pm

Blurry wrote:
Arcturus Descending wrote:
Contra-Nietzsche wrote:The dog isn't wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn't look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It's unbecoming of a woman.


Hey, don't insult the beautiful beast. I think it's fur is gorgeous and a nice bronze color (I think).
Look at the likes of you - always walking around with a cat on your head. :P


:lol: :lol:

Cheesy, I love it.


Well, I can get down and dirty with the rest of them. :banana-rock: :banana-jumprope: :banana-explosion: :banana-guitar:
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Carpe Diem, Blurry
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:12 pm

Contra-Nietzsche wrote:The dog isn't wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn't look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It's unbecoming of a woman.


Tell that to this woman.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby xzc » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:08 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote:Oh my god - he's the cutest. Aside from being a "beast", is he a beast? I love animals.

I live in a shady neighborhood, and everyone's afraid of him. He looks adorable, but he's very territorial and his bark is incredibly deep.

Blurry wrote:I'm coming to your house, he looks like wants to play catch.

The weather's crappy in FL, but he wouldn't mind.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Chakra Superstar » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:29 am

Blurry wrote:
I'm coming to your house, he looks like wants to play catch.


:lol: He does.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Chakra Superstar » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:36 am

Atheris wrote:This is the only snake I find aesthetically appealing, Atheris hispida. I'm even thinking of changing my name to Atheris, but it kind of sounds too serious for somebody like me. Then again, my current one is unfit too now that I have come to terms with my sexuality.

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Atheris hispida sounds like a queen with a lisp. I wouldn't do it if I were.... (oops, too late)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Ben JS » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:15 pm

My handsome brother -

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Really?

Get any consideration with this guy around?

Fuuuuuu...

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby MagsJ » Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:12 pm

Is that you or your brother in the last pic? if so, you look alike :)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:58 pm

I won't post a picture, but you can take it from me, I'm big, black, and beautiful.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:59 pm

I also lie.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:04 am

So you're not beautiful?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:13 am

I'm hideous.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:24 am

Figures.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:03 am

How does it figure? From my loving personality, from my remarkable wits?
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