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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:38 pm

MagsJ wrote:
phoneutria wrote:Looks like he had been checking out porn all night. Weren't you benny eh eh?
:lol:

Could be that too :D


So maybe that's where the guilty face comes from. He got caught.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Ben JS » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:14 pm

Arc wrote:That's a guilty look on your face.

I look guilty to you?

I was feeling quite moved by the Sun - it was setting behind houses and shining through the gaps of the blinds.

Perhaps I've the look of a dog beaten too much, always appears self conscious / guilty regardless of circumstance.

phon wrote:Looks like he had been checking out porn all night. Weren't you benny eh eh?

:lol:

You mustn't get me...

I seek a very innocent lifestyle. I avoid many elements prevalent in our culture, including porn. Never taken drugs, don't drink, don't party, non-violent, non-competitive etc. etc.

Whilst I screw up a lot, my aim remains true.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:28 pm

Hey, nothing wrong with a little nature show. Sit back, take a few field notes... it's all very scientific.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:41 am

I'm intrigued Mannequin. I want to see other photos.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby ended6 » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:10 am

LaughingMan wrote:I'm intrigued Mannequin. I want to see other photos.


Oh I know .. I'm that man who visits you in your dreams at night, only you're not too sure if it's an actual dream or not.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby ended6 » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:40 am

Why do you hide so much, laughingman? Don't you want to come out to play?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:50 am

mannequin wrote:Why do you hide so much, laughingman? Don't you want to come out to play?


Man in my dreams? You're mistaken.

I only think of big breasted women in my dreams.

Hiding? Not from people here.

I'm weary of observing government spooks.

As this great Murican country collapses individuals like myself undoubtedly will be rounded up or something much more worse. I just see it as rational paranoia on my part.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby ended6 » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:44 am

Fair enough :)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:53 pm

LM, think of all the pics I've posted of myself and all the terrible things I've said. I'm pretty sure the govt doesn't give a crap.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:21 pm

Nice calves, bitch.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:38 pm

phoneutria wrote:Nice calves, bitch.


Calves?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:40 pm

mr reasonable wrote:LM, think of all the pics I've posted of myself and all the terrible things I've said. I'm pretty sure the govt doesn't give a crap.


I like playing things on the safe side with my heretical philosophy of mine.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:42 pm

Please look carefully and then select the image that better applies in the context of this thread.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:43 pm

LaughingMan wrote:
mr reasonable wrote:LM, think of all the pics I've posted of myself and all the terrible things I've said. I'm pretty sure the govt doesn't give a crap.


I like playing things on the safe side with my heretical philosophy of mine.



Man, you know I have a somewhat fucked up philosophy myself. No one seems to even notice it.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:52 pm

Phone, you're saying you like my calves then?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:53 pm

mr reasonable wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:
mr reasonable wrote:LM, think of all the pics I've posted of myself and all the terrible things I've said. I'm pretty sure the govt doesn't give a crap.


I like playing things on the safe side with my heretical philosophy of mine.



Man, you know I have a somewhat fucked up philosophy myself. No one seems to even notice it.


Didn't you vote Democrat man?

Voting is a waste of time.

Your time is better off masturbating.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:56 pm

I voted for the guy who was going to reduce my student loan burden and try and get me cheap insurance. The party affiliation was irrelevant to my decision. Also, voting is a waste of time. Particularly, if you're in Alabama and voting for a democrat. Or is it? You know, the right wing is gonna win here until the end of time. Unless, they start losing 1 percent a year because people come out and start to vote the other way. Even before they start losing 100 years from now, in the meantime, they'll have to move more to the center because they'll be afraid of losing 2 percent next year. You saw what Bush did when he thought he had the entire country behind him right? It's important for them to see the margin of victory that they have in an election so that they can know to attenuate their radicalism and throw the poor a bone, and not drop bombs all over places that don't have anything to do with us.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby gib » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:47 pm

Voting for the options you're given is a waste of time. I like spoil the ballet myself--add an extra checkbox with some nonsense name like "Spiderman"--they say even that sends a message.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:23 pm

mr reasonable wrote:I voted for the guy who was going to reduce my student loan burden and try and get me cheap insurance. The party affiliation was irrelevant to my decision. Also, voting is a waste of time. Particularly, if you're in Alabama and voting for a democrat. Or is it? You know, the right wing is gonna win here until the end of time. Unless, they start losing 1 percent a year because people come out and start to vote the other way. Even before they start losing 100 years from now, in the meantime, they'll have to move more to the center because they'll be afraid of losing 2 percent next year. You saw what Bush did when he thought he had the entire country behind him right? It's important for them to see the margin of victory that they have in an election so that they can know to attenuate their radicalism and throw the poor a bone, and not drop bombs all over places that don't have anything to do with us.


I just don't see any point participating in a system that is rigged.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:52 am

You're participating in it whether you vote or not. That's true, but politicians have to be, to some extent, driven to win elections. So voting one way, even if that way loses, can show the other side that at least they're not winning by as big a margin anymore.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby LaughingMan » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:03 am

mr reasonable wrote:You're participating in it whether you vote or not. That's true, but politicians have to be, to some extent, driven to win elections. So voting one way, even if that way loses, can show the other side that at least they're not winning by as big a margin anymore.


I participate in this society because I have to in order to survive.

I don't do it willingly by my own volition.

Politicians are snake oil men. I have no faith in them or their institutions.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby obdshawn » Sat Sep 13, 2014 8:32 am

Worse yet is always that the opportunity was completely missed to convey something witty like: "then how do you deal with yourself" like a direct reply to the quote: "I can't tolerate mediocrity.

Its a sad day every time a man needs to think of his very own...uh, what's that word? It requires to do with creating a parody from an anecdote I do believe. Damit. Its around the tip of my tongue....

I heard it once before I swear.

You recognize actually this raises a good question. How, if mental constructs are formed from word images, will be the ideas of words ever "about the tip from the tongue?" I'm sure that you've a word which it represents the thought I've got in mind....but minus the word I must not be requesting a meaning of the concept I've.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:12 pm

That's a weed post if I've ever seen one.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Arcturus Descending » Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:25 pm

Not bad, not bad at all. pretty good actually, of what i can see. And now you are even more a mystery to me. Do you have red hair. You would appear to have a red goatee or beard. Nice mouth. I always notice the mouth on a man. Just the right amount of knowledge but so much more left to the imagination lends itself to mystery.
One thing though...you might shut the bathroom door before the picture was taken.
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