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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Zero_Sum » Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:22 pm

Aegean wrote:
Artimas wrote:

Well what does a mirror do to another mirror?
It asked it which was the fairest of them all, my dear girl.


8)

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:55 pm

Zero_Sum wrote:
Aegean wrote:How do you upload a picture on this forum?
I'm looking for hot women with an above average intelligence, and a fabulous rump.


[img]insert%20image%20link%20here[/img]

As far as I know we don't have any exotic women on this forum to currently look at for eye candy at this particular moment, it brings tears to my eyes. :cry:

I'm hoping everyday we will have some kind of attention whore grace our presence here. Yep, any day now....

Remember ladies, you need to post cleavage otherwise it doesn't count. Rule number one. 8)


Now I gotta tie some knots to me titties to get them nice and perky for y'all?
Heck.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Zero_Sum » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:40 pm

phoneutria wrote:
Zero_Sum wrote:
Aegean wrote:How do you upload a picture on this forum?
I'm looking for hot women with an above average intelligence, and a fabulous rump.


[img]insert%20image%20link%20here[/img]

As far as I know we don't have any exotic women on this forum to currently look at for eye candy at this particular moment, it brings tears to my eyes. :cry:

I'm hoping everyday we will have some kind of attention whore grace our presence here. Yep, any day now....

Remember ladies, you need to post cleavage otherwise it doesn't count. Rule number one. 8)


Now I gotta tie some knots to me titties to get them nice and perky for y'all?
Heck.


Alright, the judges are ready standing by at the table. Present them. :lol:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Artimas » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:44 pm

Judges ready.

Even nothing, is something.
If one is to live balanced with expectations, then one must learn to appreciate the negative as well, to respect darkness in its own home.

All smoke fades, as do all delicate mirrors shatter.

"My ancestors are smiling on me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"

"Science Fiction today ~ Science Fact tomorrow"

Change is inevitable, it can only be delayed or sped up. Choose wisely.

Truth is pain, and pain is gain.


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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Urwrongx1000 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:47 pm

phoneutria wrote:Now I gotta tie some knots to me titties to get them nice and perky for y'all?
Heck.

Now you're talking! Let's see em!
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:28 pm

Cmon baby, let me see them buns. Shake'em.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Zero_Sum » Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:08 pm

phoneutria wrote:Cmon baby, let me see them buns. Shake'em.

We have an internet forum tease here, she's essentially cancelled the internet entertainment for the week.

Such a tease without showing any goods per her own offer. 8)

I even set aside some popcorn for the occasion, a wasted effort on my part. So disappointing.... 8)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Urwrongx1000 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:18 pm

You first!
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:50 am

popcorn?
pff
I got the lube in the double boiler
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Zero_Sum » Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:18 am

phoneutria wrote:popcorn?
pff
I got the lube in the double boiler


Sure you are.... 8) Promises, promises.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Aegean » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:31 pm

The "popcorn" allusion is an oldie but still a goo...nah, it's old.
Dated.
Fall back for no creativity. Trying to imply indifference.
Like "nobody cares maaaan"

So many crazies declaring that they're philosophies will change the world, and she never told them that.
Ever.
I guess she didn't even care enough to tell them the WORLD - which she represents - did not care.

Insinuation of 'old' - as in 'old man' - as a way of, patronizing and 'hurting' says enough about where her wounds are.
Notice how she shut up when the Joker called her old.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:23 pm

Nah I never shut up. It's a birth defect. I was born a woman BA DUM TISH.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby promethean75 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:37 pm

Notice how she shut up when the Joker called her old.


this is pseudo-science. it also cannot confirm that the data is causally consistent rather than just correlated.

the proper scientific method would be to produce a controlled experiment which would give us the opportunity to record the frequency of phoneutria's posts. we would then determine the average amount of time between posts within a given parameter. we would document that number.

next we would produce a series of responses to her posts and watch for any deviation in the average phoneutria-response-time we've documented in ordinary circumstances. if we observe a significant change in this frequency, we may advance the inference that something we've said has causally affected her average response time.

but here's the problem. we cannot be aware of all the variables affecting her response time (washing machine stopped, telephone call from work, enormous wild brazilian jungle lizard enters her house, noodles are done, favorite TV show just came on, etc.), so we would not be able to prove a causal relationship between our responses and her's, and our hypothesis would advance nothing but a conjecture of correlation.

now of course aegean would like to believe her increased response time resulted directly from taking some offense to the 'you're old' comment, but he's no scientist. just a garage philosopher and psychologist. so we need not be alarmed.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:51 pm

That, or you could, like, ask me.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Urwrongx1000 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:00 pm

phoneutria wrote:That, or you could, like, ask me.

Are you implying men don't know in the first place?
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby iambiguous » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:01 pm

https://youtu.be/1J1fauRourg

We all know what's going on here, don't we boys and girls. So, please, pick one. :wink:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby promethean75 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:37 pm

LOLZ!!! Well played, Biggs.

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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:10 pm

Imma jerk off.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:20 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Pedro I Rengel » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:21 pm

You fools.

A little decency and we might have a likeness of the lady.
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby promethean75 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:26 pm

Phoneutria, ain't nothin wrong with relations. Relations is a good thing. sometimes when I'm alone, I relate to myself...
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Zero_Sum » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:40 pm

phoneutria wrote:That, or you could, like, ask me.


Most women are just attention seeking prostitutes or whores, not very complicated and mysterious at all. 8) :lol:

Once you figure out women's primitive base behavioral instincts women become easily predictable. :lol:
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Zero_Sum » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:42 pm

phoneutria wrote:Imma jerk off.


Upload pics and videos otherwise it didn't happen. 8)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby Zero_Sum » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:43 pm

Pedro I Rengel wrote:You fools.

A little decency and we might have a likeness of the lady.


Modern women deserve no decency at all. 8)
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Re: Official: Post a Picture of Yourself

Postby phoneutria » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:59 pm

promethean75 wrote:Phoneutria, ain't nothin wrong with relations. Relations is a good thing. sometimes when I'm alone, I relate to myself...


we always have such wonderful times when I'm all by myself
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