WHen you catch someone masturbating..

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WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Ice » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:55 pm

Ok I was minding my own business when i looked out my window and saw my neighbor through her window. She was on her computer cam pleasuring herself.....um........what am I supposed to think here? How would u react, what would u think of this woman?????? :o :o :o
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Nah » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:09 pm

You don't have to think anything. :)
And you can react in any way you want. :D
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby mr reasonable » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:39 pm

I jerked off in a trash can in my friend's kitchen the other day because these two people didn't know I was in there and started fucking, then I went outside quietly and smoked a cigarette. Then I stuck my phone around the corner and took pictures of them. What if they had caught me?
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Wonderer » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:46 pm

Im with Smears. I would probably grab the binochulars
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby mr reasonable » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:55 pm

Had my phone not been stolen the other night, I'd post the pictures. The funniest part was that I was the best man in the girl's wedding. But I've known the guy who was fucking her longer than I've known her husband. It doesn't matter though because he cheats on her all the time. Twice this year he's had to get two different women to abort his kids so his wife doesn't find out. We always trade women around. It's cool to have such good friends.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Wonderer » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:06 pm

Smears wrote:Had my phone not been stolen the other night, I'd post the pictures. The funniest part was that I was the best man in the girl's wedding. But I've known the guy who was fucking her longer than I've known her husband. It doesn't matter though because he cheats on her all the time. Twice this year he's had to get two different women to abort his kids so his wife doesn't find out. We always trade women around. It's cool to have such good friends.


Alot of women dont do it for me...

I had a relationship with a retard chamelion a few years back... ever since i havn't been able to trust some types of women...

Luckly i met a very atractive girl at work last year and she seems to be interested... (big hips... big thys... and some tig ass bitties)

And yes i know trust isn't an issue when it comes to just getting laid... but lately i've been lookin for that special someone.

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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Eclipse » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:13 pm

Smears wrote:Had my phone not been stolen the other night, I'd post the pictures. The funniest part was that I was the best man in the girl's wedding. But I've known the guy who was fucking her longer than I've known her husband. It doesn't matter though because he cheats on her all the time. Twice this year he's had to get two different women to abort his kids so his wife doesn't find out. We always trade women around. It's cool to have such good friends.


Hah! That dudes going to find those pictures on your phone. That'll be fantastic.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby mr reasonable » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:36 pm

Those aren't the worst of them.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby MagsJ » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:21 am

I wouldn't give a fuck if I caught someone masturbating - it's natural.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Twilight of the Idols » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:11 am

You're supposed to think, "Hey, that woman is masturbating. Now there's something I don't see every day" and move on with your life.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby someoneisatthedoor » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:15 pm

Daybreak wrote:You're supposed to think, "Hey, that woman is masturbating. Now there's something I don't see every day" and move on with your life.



Very apt. Very funny.


You could always film said beanflicking woman and sell the footage to a amateur/voyeur porn site. If you were completely amoral and capitalistic. I'd probably wait until she finished and noticed me watching, then raise a glass in her honour.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby MagsJ » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:36 pm

I do not hold caught masturbators in such high-esteem as to contemplate my having caught them in the act, but that's just me! :wink: though everything is an experience: to add to the list of experiences, experienced!
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby stoned_kazak » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:31 pm

my dad caught me once when i was 15 :lol:
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Faust » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:46 pm

I saw my neighbor masturbating with a webcam pointed at her. She was watching the vid on a monitor. I think she was making a few extra bucks.

After that, I checked every night when I came home from work.

For a while, anyway.

It was something to do.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Impious » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:41 am

Magsj wrote:I wouldn't give a fuck if I caught someone masturbating - it's natural.


I don't get why people so often reckon 'natural is good'. I almost bought a porno once titled Unnatural Sex. I regret not buying it.
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Wonderer » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:31 pm

faust wrote:I saw my neighbor masturbating with a webcam pointed at her. She was watching the vid on a monitor. I think she was making a few extra bucks.

After that, I checked every night when I came home from work.

For a while, anyway.

It was something to do.


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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby MagsJ » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:03 am

Impious wrote:
Magsj wrote:I wouldn't give a fuck if I caught someone masturbating - it's natural.


I don't get why people so often reckon 'natural is good'.

I never said it was...
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby ceadem » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:38 pm

Ice wrote:Ok I was minding my own business when i looked out my window and saw my neighbor through her window. She was on her computer cam pleasuring herself.....um........what am I supposed to think here? How would u react, what would u think of this woman?????? :o :o :o


whats with the shock, you damn hypocrite like you don't do it yourself :evil: what, you one of those christians?! :lol:
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby Impious » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:00 am

Magsj wrote:
Impious wrote:
Magsj wrote:I wouldn't give a fuck if I caught someone masturbating - it's natural.


I don't get why people so often reckon 'natural is good'.

I never said it was...


You have a habit of not realising what you're saying. :roll:
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Re: WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Postby MagsJ » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:14 am

Impious wrote:You have a habit of not realising what you're saying. :roll:

...and I maintain that I never said no such thing - I did say that I don't care/it's a natural act, but I wouldn't want to catch someone in the act of doing it.
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