So, trying to summarize the members of ILP into a few words each, this is what I came up with:
Faust the cool guardian
Smears the pretend sucker
Carleas the American sweetheart
Oughtist the Knower
Kriswest, Lady of the Fluff
Xunzian the scholar
That awesome guy Itlog
ladyjane, Acolyte of Unreason
Add your own…
SIATD the antagoniser.
Impenitent the awkward bastard who never lets you win.
Kriswest the mother of all good things.
Faust the stoned.
Impious the starter of threads.
Is that meant in the biblical sense?
Either way, I’m guessing I’m more the “Forgetter”… 
Ok, here’s one: Uglypeoplefucking the Employed (or if you’re not actually working yet, UPF, then “the Undesked”)
Or how about: someoneisatthedoor the Knocker
Uccisore the Resilient
Liteninbolt the Indefatiguable
…I’d better just stop now…
Now that I would have taken offense to, except I am stoned as i read it.
As it happens.
Just coincidentally.
Impious the dude who pretends to be about philosophy but who really only cares about image.
Impenitent the fundamentalist.
Xunzian the philosopher
Faust the philosophical colliqualist
Pandora the army chick
Oughtist the optimist
SIATD the antagoniser. (that’s accurate)
nano-bug the mysterious
Joker the idealist
Mutcer the atheist
itlog the guy who’s stuff I’ve only lately come to appreciate
Tab the father
Polemachus the old guy I wish would start posting again
xzc the pretty cool guy. eh does philosophy and doesn’t afraid of anything
That’s so not true. But to be honest I do very much want to look like a truly all-knowing crackhead.
[size=50]PS I wanna be your crackdealer. 
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Pavlovianmodel146- In the words of Rodney Dangerfield, “I get no respect.”
Where’s the love?
Pav the hey guys let’s have a contest.
I don’t mean in the sense of sexual relations.
Thanks, XZC. I feel better now.
Thanks Pi, your a mensch!!
That post has now been edited. You might like to edit yours too.
Pavlovianmodel146- Befriender of enemies
Thanks, Wonderer, I love that one!
Wonderer the Inadvertent Defender of the Inane
(…says Oughtist, the Defiler of Pure Lands)
More like Oughtist, the… the… Debaser of Innocent Sentiment!!! 
…well, innocent sentiment is baseless already, so no harm done, right… 
…that’s it, that’s all I get called? fluff… 
At least you were mentioned… 
Lol, if only it were something other than ‘fluff’ - I ain’t happy bout that Impious, ain’t happy at all! 
I’ll have you know I’ve made some harsh statements on this site 
but you guys just seem to ignore them 
ergo, not my fault… 