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Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Mon May 09, 2011 7:48 pm

I will admit to being one of the dummies......
Let us start-------
1. How did matter and energy come about?? please define the words how, did, matter,and, energy, come, about.

2. How did life originate???

3. What the fuck is it all about?????
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby anon » Mon May 09, 2011 7:55 pm

turtle wrote:please define the words how, did, matter,and, energy, come, about.

You're funny, Turtle.
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby phyllo » Mon May 09, 2011 8:05 pm

Please define the word 'fuck'.
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Mon May 09, 2011 8:52 pm

phyllo wrote:Please define the word 'fuck'.

I hope someone can..............us dummies can't.................
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Mon May 09, 2011 11:14 pm

how can my life be moral if the theoretical evidence
for this event is part of socrates final moments...
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Mon May 09, 2011 11:17 pm

turtle wrote:how can my life be moral if the theoretical evidence
for this event is part of socrates final moments...

disregard that statement-------i am either crazy, autistic, depressed, an idiot, a fucking jerk, or even worse......more to come
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Tue May 10, 2011 12:21 pm

i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Tue May 10, 2011 1:38 pm

the dummies are having a hard time defining fuck....
please help us......
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby Trevor » Tue May 10, 2011 3:12 pm

turtle wrote:i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...


Whatabout cats?
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Tue May 10, 2011 5:11 pm

trevor wrote:
turtle wrote:i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...


Whatabout cats?

i will check with the dummies
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Wed May 11, 2011 12:54 pm

today dummies we are learning that there is no such thing as disease....it is all about clean living and
personal responsibility.....
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Wed May 11, 2011 8:43 pm

turtle wrote:today dummies we are learning that there is no such thing as disease....it is all about clean living and
personal responsibility.....

omg------now we have the double slit experiment...
is it a wave or a particle.....where is the observer.
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Wed May 11, 2011 11:59 pm

lucis t has taught us today that thought is thought.
listen up dummies------without neurotransmitters there is no thought....without a brain there is no mind.....without a mind there is no thought......but a thought is a thought.....please remember this for our test
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby rust » Thu May 12, 2011 2:10 am

come on turtle, you gotta dig deeper
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Thu May 12, 2011 12:32 pm

rust wrote:come on turtle, you gotta dig deeper

rust help me......do you want to be a dummy.....
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby rust » Thu May 12, 2011 2:11 pm

I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Thu May 12, 2011 5:52 pm

rust wrote:I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

oh rust we are sad----

can anyone help us----just a simple question--
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Thu May 12, 2011 11:43 pm

to us dummies--------we are not the only dummies on ILP..........
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby MagsJ » Mon May 16, 2011 4:55 pm

:lol: This thread gave me jokes... thanks :D


Define... define? then keep defining it until you lose your fucking mind #-o
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby lizbethrose » Tue May 17, 2011 6:45 am

turtle wrote:
rust wrote:I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

oh rust we are sad----

can anyone help us----just a simple question--


You don't need help. You say it as it is! Are posters here (myself included) 'philosophers' or egoists?
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Tue May 17, 2011 11:47 am

us dummies want to know what sex is.....
we are confused.....we need a definition but it cant be google stuff....we need to know the spiritual side of this blessed act.....maybe we are missing out....
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Sat May 21, 2011 2:43 pm

wake up you dummies---

we need to know more about the good/evil dualism....

also a discussion is needed to determine if a poet is a computer.....
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby turtle » Mon May 23, 2011 5:41 pm

attention us dummies-------
we need to learn what the following means---

1. morality
2. debt
3. poet
4. computer

after that lets have some wine-----
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby brevel_monkey » Tue May 24, 2011 5:42 pm

attention us dummies-------
we need to learn what the following means---

1. morality
2. debt
3. poet
4. computer

after that lets have some wine-----


I strongly suggest having the wine first.
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Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

Postby rust » Wed May 25, 2011 2:50 am

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