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Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 7:48 pm
by turtle
I will admit to being one of the dummies......
Let us start-------
1. How did matter and energy come about?? please define the words how, did, matter,and, energy, come, about.

2. How did life originate???

3. What the fuck is it all about?????

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 7:55 pm
by anon
turtle wrote:please define the words how, did, matter,and, energy, come, about.

You're funny, Turtle.

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:05 pm
by phyllo
Please define the word 'fuck'.

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:52 pm
by turtle
phyllo wrote:Please define the word 'fuck'.

I hope someone can..............us dummies can't.................

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:14 pm
by turtle
how can my life be moral if the theoretical evidence
for this event is part of socrates final moments...

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:17 pm
by turtle
turtle wrote:how can my life be moral if the theoretical evidence
for this event is part of socrates final moments...

disregard that statement-------i am either crazy, autistic, depressed, an idiot, a fucking jerk, or even worse......more to come

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:21 pm
by turtle
i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:38 pm
by turtle
the dummies are having a hard time defining fuck....
please help us......

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 3:12 pm
by Trevor
turtle wrote:i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...


Whatabout cats?

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 5:11 pm
by turtle
trevor wrote:
turtle wrote:i have checked with the other dummmies-------the best religion allows dogs into heaven but not hell...


Whatabout cats?

i will check with the dummies

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 12:54 pm
by turtle
today dummies we are learning that there is no such thing as disease....it is all about clean living and
personal responsibility.....

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:43 pm
by turtle
turtle wrote:today dummies we are learning that there is no such thing as disease....it is all about clean living and
personal responsibility.....

omg------now we have the double slit experiment...
is it a wave or a particle.....where is the observer.

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:59 pm
by turtle
lucis t has taught us today that thought is thought.
listen up dummies------without neurotransmitters there is no thought....without a brain there is no mind.....without a mind there is no thought......but a thought is a thought.....please remember this for our test

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:10 am
by rust
come on turtle, you gotta dig deeper

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 12:32 pm
by turtle
rust wrote:come on turtle, you gotta dig deeper

rust help me......do you want to be a dummy.....

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:11 pm
by rust
I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:52 pm
by turtle
rust wrote:I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

oh rust we are sad----

can anyone help us----just a simple question--

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2011 11:43 pm
by turtle
to us dummies--------we are not the only dummies on ILP..........

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:55 pm
by MagsJ
:lol: This thread gave me jokes... thanks :D


Define... define? then keep defining it until you lose your fucking mind #-o

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:45 am
by lizbethrose
turtle wrote:
rust wrote:I've? transend this level, turtle.
Any help I give you now would be invisible.

oh rust we are sad----

can anyone help us----just a simple question--


You don't need help. You say it as it is! Are posters here (myself included) 'philosophers' or egoists?

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:47 am
by turtle
us dummies want to know what sex is.....
we are confused.....we need a definition but it cant be google stuff....we need to know the spiritual side of this blessed act.....maybe we are missing out....

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:43 pm
by turtle
wake up you dummies---

we need to know more about the good/evil dualism....

also a discussion is needed to determine if a poet is a computer.....

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 5:41 pm
by turtle
attention us dummies-------
we need to learn what the following means---

1. morality
2. debt
3. poet
4. computer

after that lets have some wine-----

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:42 pm
by brevel_monkey
attention us dummies-------
we need to learn what the following means---

1. morality
2. debt
3. poet
4. computer

after that lets have some wine-----


I strongly suggest having the wine first.

Re: Philosophy For Us Dummies

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 2:50 am
by rust