go the f**k to sleep

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go the f**k to sleep

Postby fuse » Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:59 pm

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Re: go the f**k to sleep

Postby MagsJ » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:37 am

Well, if the kid is too young to really understand what the F word means what ham can it do :confusion-shrug: and by the time they are old enough to know it's meaning they'd have no memory of their dad's profanity-nursery rhyme :lol:
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Re: go the f**k to sleep

Postby Kriswest » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Those 2 AM feedings can really really put a stress on you, I do recall using a few choice words in song while rocking our son in the wee hours. It did not damage him and it made me feel less stressed.
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Re: go the f**k to sleep

Postby Tab » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:20 pm

Lol, this is 101 stuff. You basically fail if you give your kid any hope whatsoever of your staying in the room the second after the phrase "and they all lived happily ever after" is spoken, foreheads are kissed and sweet dreams are promised.

You say this, you leave. Parenting job done for the day, tick book, do big people things. No need for swearing. Go the fudge to sleep you gosh-darn monkeyfunster.

Mags-I'm sexily-dyslexic you know-J wrote:Well, if the kid is too young to really understand what the F word means what ham can it do :confusion-shrug:


I dunno, you could do some damage with ham. Also scientific research has found that saying fuck to infants hurts your soul.
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Re: go the f**k to sleep

Postby FilmSnob » Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:33 am

Well, if SLJ says so...
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Re: go the f**k to sleep

Postby fuse » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:09 am

I just think it's funny, but anyone who wants to get their moral debate on, go for it! :)
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