Lol, this is 101 stuff. You basically fail if you give your kid any hope whatsoever of your staying in the room the second after the phrase "and they all lived happily ever after" is spoken, foreheads are kissed and sweet dreams are promised.
You say this, you leave. Parenting job done for the day, tick book, do big people things. No need for swearing. Go the fudge to sleep you gosh-darn monkeyfunster.
Mags-I'm sexily-dyslexic you know-J wrote:
Well, if the kid is too young to really understand what the F word means what ham can it do
I dunno, you could do some damage with ham. Also scientific research has found that saying fuck to infants hurts your soul.