[b]Lenny Bruce
You know there’s no crooked politicians. There’s never a lie because there is never any truth. [/b]
Imagine then his reaction to Trump!
You can’t do anything with anybody’s body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it.
Moms and dads? Brothers and sisters? Pets?
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake’s Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black cherry soda’s very Jewish. Macaroons are very Jewish - very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won’t go near them.
What’s that make philosophy then?
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
Or, these days, William Barr.
Alright, let’s admit it, we Jews killed Christ – but it was only for three days.
We can run this by Jesus when he returns.
Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.
And that now includes pant suits.