I always secretly hoped Smears would get up the courage and ask Blurry to get married, and they could move to Minnesota, on a lake by a creek, and build a cabin together in the spring, and vow to live the rest of their lives together, in love, holy matrimony.
Everyday, Smears could lumberjack firewood, with his muscular frame as blurry hand washed the laundry watching him, and Smears could take their child, Smuggy, out to the creek to fish, wading out to the slow moving rapids, catching trout.
In the cold of winter, they could snuggle together, looking at the frigid sun set slowly on the horizon, red light shinning through the trees, dancing across the hand made quilt… two hands, young, and then quite elderly in a instant, a lifetime spent in a expression of their undying support and ever continuing love.
‘I love you’ Old Smears would say to Old Blurry, “I love you too Smears, we’ve had 50 years of excellent, passionate sex together here in the Minnesota Wilderness”. They would then awkwardly tongue one another, never quite getting it in the others mouth, while both fart oh so sweet, sulfer laiden farts from the medicine they take, to extend their love another 50 years.
With future medicine, such a love could go on for centuries.
So… whats stopping the two of you. Get down and dirty, and make some hot monkey love. A little Barry White background music. Smears in his Sponge Bob Square Pants underwear before the bed. Blurry, with her face pixel blurred like on cops, lying in bed, come hither…
I’ll get they two of you a two man saw as a wedding present. Do it for Smuggy.