What should I do with my angry chickens?

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What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:24 pm

You see my sig? Skip below Eric's quote. Skip below Liz's. Now look at those foul mouthed chickens.

What am I going to do with them? I've had them there for longer than I can remember. Usually, I'll post a witty truism or some sage saying that I heard someone say, but I rarely ever keep it there for more than a couple months or so. Yet, those chickens, whose unabashed profanity is neither sage nor witty (certainly not a truism), have somehow managed to secure for themselves an extended residency in my personal signature space. Catching them, as I've been doing perpetually for this whole time, has not shut them up.

I need to replace them.

What should I do? What should I replace them with? Don't say nothing. I've got to out-do myself. You can't just take an angry, profanity spewing chicken and remove him from the scene only to stare blankly at the meaningless, gloomy void he left behind. That will undoubtedly lead to suicidal ideations on my own part as well as many ILP members who will be forced to endure the void.

So I ask you--what's better than an angry chicken (or three)?
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby Arminius » Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:48 am

You should keep your chickens, because you're a chicken farmer. The chickens are your "trademark", Gib. Alternatively I recommend this sig:
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:43 am

Man, if it wasn't for the fact that I know where this is coming from, I would think you're a deeply sick and disturbed man, Arminius.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby Arminius » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:35 pm

You want to insult me, Gib? Anf if so, then why? Why are you so angry? I was always dear to you!

if it wasn't for the fact that I know where this is coming from, I would think you're a deeply sick and disturbed and almost brainless, Gib.

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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby AutSider » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:06 pm

Wow, that's 3 monstrous cocks you have there, bigger than that smiley guy. I thought you'll have to beat them before catching and subduing them.

You should try crossing your cock with an owl, you'll get a cock that stays up all night.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:35 pm

Arminius wrote:You want to insult me, Gib? Anf if so, then why? Why are you so angry? I was always dear to you!


Yes, we go way back.

Arminius wrote:if it wasn't for the fact that I know where this is coming from, I would think you're a deeply sick and disturbed and almost brainless, Gib.


And almost brainless... well, now you've crossed the line, Arminius.

Atheris wrote:Wow, that's 3 monstrous cocks you have there, bigger than that smiley guy.


Yes, my cocks are pretty big.

Atheris wrote:You should try crossing your cock with an owl, you'll get a cock that stays up all night.


:lol: Now if only there were a smiley for that.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby Orbie » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:51 am

In fact, that is how a smile is defined. However the man in the in-between has skipped a bit.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:20 pm

obe wrote:In fact, that is how a smile is defined.


What? You mean, as in: Oh, look, I'm popping a smilie!
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby Ierrellus » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:40 pm

We had an angry rooster. We ate him.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby Orbie » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:03 pm

I have to confess a sin, well it's not really a sin, and however it's nothing to simile about never the less, here goes :pop.

Once upon a time when young very young indeed, and pop just came back from the old country, after raising expectations to the n'th degree that this time he would stay and make another, albeit less soaked try at it with mom, i figured now i can have some social base when the prom came about and parents needed to be introduced all around.

Felt extremely uplifted, by these happy new turn of events, however there came early on the problem with the birddogs.

The Everly Brothers hit the top 40 with Birddog, and although it has become an archaic worn out piece, they still spin it on the classic oldies station.

To cut to the chase, there was a matter of renewed heavy drinking, and this was the sixties. and Bob Dylan was blowing in the wind right there in Dinkytown , Minnesota, could see him in the campus bar there, next to the campus theatre, where new wave films were the order of the night, usually with titles like, shoot the piano player and last year in Marienbad.

One day dad coming upstairs from the downstairs italian restaurant where he worked as a dishwasher, took one look at the irish setter puppy i just got at the pond, and declared forthright, that either the dog goes or he does. Course the dog was just an excuse to find a way out of an extra marital mess in which both partners indulged, each measuring the worth of the other in terms of who is the best sexual magnet. It was to all inward appearances a case of two very self preoccupied egos, trying to outwit, and out do each other to see who will flinch first?

It was me, because at the time the dog meant a lot to me. So i said, you go, and he could have understood this too mean as a dare, rather then an honest wish,but he chose the latter and left.

My life shattered then, one day after he left, my friend and i were walking along the railroad track which ran about a block next to our apartment building, we saw a crate fall off a freight . Discovering 4 dozens of white chickens in there, my friend, wondering what we are to do with them, i suggested we keep them, slaughter them and we won't be hungry for a while. He was very much against it at first, but finally acceded to placing their necks on to the balustrade upstairs, above the first floor apartments.

We succeeded to sever the necks of those chickens among a loud barrage of screams, with their blood cascading downward into the back portions of the apartments below. Some windows were splattered with scarlet, and that was that. After a month, i was able to get around the apartment fairly innocuously hoping that we left no trail following our deed.

The dog and the birds, were forever stamped into my mind after this, and the Everly Brothers song became a kind of period piece, a trace into an innocent time, with something new blowing in the wind.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:45 pm

Lot of synchronicity there, obe.

This is the part that's most relevant to the chickens:

obe wrote:My life shattered then, one day after he left, my friend and i were walking along the railroad track which ran about a block next to our apartment building, we saw a crate fall off a freight . Discovering 4 dozens of white chickens in there, my friend, wondering what we are to do with them, i suggested we keep them, slaughter them and we won't be hungry for a while. He was very much against it at first, but finally acceded to placing their necks on to the balustrade upstairs, above the first floor apartments.

We succeeded to sever the necks of those chickens among a loud barrage of screams, with their blood cascading downward into the back portions of the apartments below. Some windows were splattered with scarlet, and that was that. After a month, i was able to get around the apartment fairly innocuously hoping that we left no trail following our deed.


I agree that I need to chop off their heads, but unfortunately there's no smily for that. What can I replace them with, obe, what?
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby zinnat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:23 pm

gib wrote:What am I going to do with them?


Gib,

If you are a non-vegetarian, then do not think that it would be a cause or concern. :idea:

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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby zinnat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:42 pm

gib wrote:I agree that I need to chop off their heads, but unfortunately there's no smily for that. What can I replace them with, obe, what?


Gib,

What about these two?


:violence-blades:

:character-chef:

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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby zinnat » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:58 pm

I think that this may serve the purpose.

:animals-chickencatch: :violence-blades: :character-chef: :chores-utensils: :beer: :obscene-drinkingcheers: :obscene-drinkingbuddies: :obscene-drinkingdrunk: :sleeping-asleep:

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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:08 am

zinnat13 wrote:I think that this may serve the purpose.

:animals-chickencatch: :violence-blades: :character-chef: :chores-utensils: :beer: :obscene-drinkingcheers: :obscene-drinkingbuddies: :obscene-drinkingdrunk: :sleeping-asleep:

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It is settled.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:36 am

This thread is making me want KFC.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:32 pm

LaughingMan wrote:This thread is making me want KFC.


And that's exactly what I did with my chickens... well, two out of three anyway... chopped off their heads and shipped them to KFC headquarters.

BTW, your latest joker avatar looks like he's masturbating.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby LaughingMan » Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:30 pm

gib wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:This thread is making me want KFC.


And that's exactly what I did with my chickens... well, two out of three anyway... chopped off their heads and shipped them to KFC headquarters.

BTW, your latest joker avatar looks like he's masturbating.


Masturbating with a knife in hand.

Hook me up with a KFC discount.

I could really go for a chicken bowl right now.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby zinnat » Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:51 pm

LaughingMan wrote:Masturbating with a knife in hand.


I am afraid that it could be dangerous.
Please make sure that you do not cut off any useful thing in the exitement. :evilfun:

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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:55 pm

LaughingMan wrote:Masturbating with a knife in hand.


It's the only way to go. :lol:

zinnat13 wrote:I am afraid that it could be dangerous.


Well, no shit! :lol:

BTW, did you want credit for the new addition to my sig?

Oh, what the hell, I'll do it anyway.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby zinnat » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:09 pm

gib wrote:BTW, did you want credit for the new addition to my sig?


Not at all.

I was just warning LM not to do such nasty things with one hand while holding knife in the other hand.
That sounds quite dangerous to me.

You never know....

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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby LaughingMan » Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:43 am

Zinnat, I'm fine I'll have you know.

I have practice with these sort of things.

I'm more worried about my fixation with erotic asphyxiation.
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby gib » Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:43 am

zinnat13 wrote:Not at all.


Too late.

zinnat13 wrote:You never know....


With LaughingMan, yeah, you never know.

LaughingMan wrote:I have practice with these sort of things.


You have practice masturbating with a knife?
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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby zinnat » Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:47 am

LaughingMan wrote:Zinnat, I'm fine I'll have you know.

I have practice with these sort of things.


I am relieved now.
Please, carry on.

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Re: What should I do with my angry chickens?

Postby LaughingMan » Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:00 pm

GIB, haven't you heard of the phrase pain equals pleasure?
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