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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:13 am

Canada will occupy the Midwest as peace keepers, force everyone into refugee camps, force you onto Canadian socialism. They will make everyone say "God Save The Queen" before each meal. If you misbehave, they will make you work in the oil sands.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:46 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Canada will occupy the Midwest as peace keepers, force everyone into refugee camps, force you onto Canadian socialism. They will make everyone say "God Save The Queen" before each meal. If you misbehave, they will make you work in the oil sands.



Funny. While all that goes on I will be contemplating things like highway robbery, home invasions, and kidnapped soldier hostage negotiations.

I will find half starved women providing them with food and security for my own exclusive sexual use or needs.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:02 am

Hmmm.... you sound like a FEMA Camp Guard. Ever thought about just working for them, so your always on the safe side. You know they will always have good, and food gets you BJs during disasters.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:06 am

https://careers.fema.gov/find-job

Shit.... look at all those sign language interpreter jobs, outrageous pay.

How do you get certified for that? I can see you practicing sign language in a cabin by yourself.

Found one, security at FEMA. Basic guard duty, paid more than a doctor:
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:06 am

HaHaHa wrote:
mr reasonable wrote:All you have to do is fill out a fafsa. It's not that big of a deal. You'll probably be eligible for all kinds of loans and grants. That being said...medical school? You're going to have to get a bachelors first, then go to medical school, which would be maybe 9 years.



That's my goal really, to misappropiate ten years of government public funds, grants, and loans for ten years without working all that much. The way I see it the United States isn't going to last another ten years socially or economically anyways where I am just going to have all the fun I can get over this abysmal cliff...



The limit is 185500 last I checked. That's enough for an undergrad degree at a public school with a 5th year master's and part of the cost of medical school if you want to be a Dr. You'll graduate 200k in debt.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:10 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Hmmm.... you sound like a FEMA Camp Guard. Ever thought about just working for them, so your always on the safe side. You know they will always have good, and food gets you BJs during disasters.


I don't care about sides. They're all the same to me with similar outcomes.

The only side I care about is my own. Government, revolutionaries, or even civilians. Fuck em all.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:12 am

If you want to fuck those people, fine, but I tend to target the attractive women to sleep with myself. But hey, if you want sex from gov and revolutionaries, so be it, swing your dick however.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:12 am

mr reasonable wrote:
HaHaHa wrote:
mr reasonable wrote:All you have to do is fill out a fafsa. It's not that big of a deal. You'll probably be eligible for all kinds of loans and grants. That being said...medical school? You're going to have to get a bachelors first, then go to medical school, which would be maybe 9 years.



That's my goal really, to misappropiate ten years of government public funds, grants, and loans for ten years without working all that much. The way I see it the United States isn't going to last another ten years socially or economically anyways where I am just going to have all the fun I can get over this abysmal cliff...



The limit is 185500 last I checked. That's enough for an undergrad degree at a public school with a 5th year master's and part of the cost of medical school if you want to be a Dr. You'll graduate 200k in debt.



Debt doesn't really matter to me. Once the economy collapses all debts will become erased overnight.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:14 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:If you want to fuck those people, fine, but I tend to target the attractive women to sleep with myself. But hey, if you want sex from gov and revolutionaries, so be it, swing your dick however.

What part of me only being on the side of my own did you not understand?

So, what's your plan? Stay in the Phillipines indefinitely?
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:14 am

Doubtful, debt is forever, even if the government collapses, no guarantee your creditors will too.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:18 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Doubtful, debt is forever, even if the government collapses, no guarantee your creditors will too.


When the government collapses creditors will be the first to catch the bullet.

At any rate I don't think you understand how a giant catastrophy can wipe out in wholesale all forms of economic infrastructure. Believe what you want.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:18 am

That's some pretty wishful thinking there.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:20 am

mr reasonable wrote:That's some pretty wishful thinking there.



You say that now......
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:22 am

Didn't you say the government was going to collapse and all that years ago?
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:23 am

What if they don't? What if they retain power throughout the course of your lifetime and dictate what you can and can't do the entire time, based on crazy right wing views like Turd's?
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:26 am

mr reasonable wrote:Didn't you say the government was going to collapse and all that years ago?


I've never pinned point an exact date. It will happen soon enough that much I do know. I'm a very cold methodical patient man.....
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:27 am

mr reasonable wrote:What if they don't? What if they retain power throughout the course of your lifetime and dictate what you can and can't do the entire time, based on crazy right wing views like Turd's?


We shall see. I highly doubt it. Cross that bridge when it arrives.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:29 am

I got a feeling they're pretty strong, I mean, look at what they're capable of now and imagine how it's growing. You might be in the middle of nowhere, but the govt still knows exactly where you are if they start looking. There's no such thing as truly off the grid.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:32 am

Your going to be 80 in a wheelchair in some home holding out for this shit. Creditors will come into your room, shake down your hospital bad, look through your draws, and pinch off your catheter cause you have no money to give them that visit.

Pinkerton's used to operate where no government was, for the banks. I'm afraid you haven't factored in American capitalism survives even under absolute anarchy, and banks hire their own armed men to do police work when there is no government. I'm afraid.... there is no escaping debt, save through death.

Sorry dude, too bad you don't live in The Philippines like I do, we have laws to protect us, and strict Morales.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:38 am

mr reasonable wrote:I got a feeling they're pretty strong, I mean, look at what they're capable of now and imagine how it's growing. You might be in the middle of nowhere, but the govt still knows exactly where you are if they start looking. There's no such thing as truly off the grid.


I fully know what they're capable of also. I wouldn't be so confident if I didn't.

We're talking about a modern military machine that struggles to put down a rash tag group of Al Qaeda, ISIS, and Taliban militants. The same military that got its ass handed to itself with Vietnamese farmers in rice fields with AK's.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:40 am

Only because they aren't willing to drop the Bomb.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:43 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Your going to be 80 in a wheelchair in some home holding out for this shit. Creditors will come into your room, shake down your hospital bad, look through your draws, and pinch off your catheter cause you have no money to give them that visit.

Pinkerton's used to operate where no government was, for the banks. I'm afraid you haven't factored in American capitalism survives even under absolute anarchy, and banks hire their own armed men to do police work when there is no government. I'm afraid.... there is no escaping debt, save through death.

Sorry dude, too bad you don't live in The Philippines like I do, we have laws to protect us, and strict Morales.


So you think. I would say you're incorrect but you'll keep believing what you want anyways.

I am very familiar with their continuance of government plans in the advent of such a calamity. Rex 84 and such.

I would tell you that as impressive such plans are they're doomed entirely from the start.


Also, you think you're safe in the Phillipines? *Laughs*

This event will be global extending well outside the United States.

Have fun learning Mandarin when the Chinese invades the Phillipines by the way. Better start learning now.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:47 am

mr reasonable wrote:Only because they aren't willing to drop the Bomb.


It would be funny if the species of enlightenment, rationality, prosperity, and peace destroyed the whole planet in a barage of nuclear weapons, don't you agree?

It would be the biggest and most epic joke of humanity ever. The only problem would be that nobody is going to be left standing to laugh or appreciate the fact. The universe is such a funny place full of its gross and sadistic ironies.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:51 am

I would survive.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:55 am

mr reasonable wrote:I would survive.


Who's wishfully thinking now?
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