Damn fake stories. 
I posted in an already existing thread of Erik’s… that gorilla was big news. One can admire an animal without having to ‘go there’ and those female visitors were admiring an animal.
There are beastiality sites? aren’t they illegal?
Nice try Magsj to playing innocent, only confirms everyone’s mounting suspicions your into animal porn.
You got me 
The best thing at the zoo are the hot moms there taking their kids to see the animals. I always look at the eyes. If it’s saturday morning and you look hard, you can tell which ones seem a little hung over. Those are the ones you wanna talk to. Just do the same thing you’d do to a girl with a dog. Be like, “hey you’re dog/kid is (insert something positive/funny here)” Then tell them, “man this sun is killing me I was out late last night”. Then they’ll be like, “shit me too!”. Then be like, “ditch that kid and let’s get drunk together”.
Oh, title of this thread is wrong, Smears keeps telling me it is “you’re”, not “your”.
Stop it.
Stopi’t
I’m changing my answer to the question here. It’s now turd’s mom.
Are you constantly on the pull around the clock MrR? or do you switch off sometimes…
So upsetting when we would go to the zoo with school and the penguins weren’t there… so upsetting 
I think I’ll go Zoo soon, to see the cold-weather animals… I ain’t going anywhere near those lions though.
What is thick love? I have not heard that expression before.
I never rest.
Use your imagination. Switch off apollo and go to dionysus. Suddenly some words can become easier to understand.
Your aware no modern psychologists touch those terms, been completely abandoned as retarded, right?
I had to search, “on the pull”. You know, I’m really not. The reason why I think I end up being able to have close relationships with a bunch of women is because I actually don’t go out and hit on everyone and make an ass out of myself. I don’t hit on women in parking lots or grocery stores, or really even in bars. I’ve lived in the same city for a long time and I’m a pretty social person so I don’t ever have a real shortage of company which means that I can go out, have fun and not be so horny that I annoy every woman in the room.
It’s like bird watching. You gotta get to the forest, but then you don’t disturb them. If one comes up to you, then feed it something.
That tricked worked with me actually. One time there was this woman, I fed her some fruit, she walked right up to me like an animal, ate it right up. We talked about politics, made a connection. Then she told me “Don’t be a stranger” as she left and I said “You too.” Unfortunately it never “gived”, she never talked me after that day except the day she moved to a street down the road.
They are like cats, if you approach them too fast, they run away, and like cats they are fickle. You just gotta keep trying and trying, how I got my cat was, I lured her in one day, then let her go. She ignored me for months but suddenly changed her mind and now I can’t get her away from me. I don’t like it anymore than you do but that’s how it is, women just behave as animals and they decide if and when you’ll find love. You never get love when you need it or want it, only when the cat (the animal) decides to.
This confirms my theory that women are attracted to feminized, emasculated males. I know it, Satyr knows it, and now Cookieman knows it.
MagsJ’s natural habitat… roaming the streets of London Town and canvassing electorates for votes, and I may be slightly wild and somewhat free… as free as one can be, in a police-protected state, of course. ; )
Penguins and polar bears are still my two top-two animals of all time… but definitely don’t get me started, on what the elephants did.
I miss poor little Trixie so I hope she is well
I’m sure she is… whatever she may be doing with her life.
The first thing that many did, as soon as public attractions started to re-open after lockdown, was to visit London Zoo… it looks better than ever, what with more experiential attractions to be had.
The London wildlife scene, is really wild maaaan. Nature is truly taking back control, over us…