Is the iPatch the future?

You know, I’ve been brainstorming what would be the dumbest yet most likely fads of the future of technology, and thought of a Heads Up Display that was just a stupid eye patch, imagining everyone walking around on the streets with them on, trying to show off.

Admit it, you can see it happening, with forward and rear cameras, crystal clear zoom, superimposing the web, eyebyow vibrations interpreted as sound (fuck, why not), GPS ads and Bluetooth connectivity to who knows what gadgets inserted where.

I type in I patch, clearly someone beat me to it.

Similar to yelling fire in a crowd. Maybe one person will notice no burning smell or smoke. Dare you to find an outdoor crowd of over 100 people and yell fire repeatedly,. Watch the goofy reaction.