I never knew ET had tits like that. Nice work.
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a bicycle. Then I realized that's not how god works. So I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -some comedian. (the funniest jokes are the true ones, and this is just how most religious people act if you look at them as a group).
In the faculty of writing nonsense, stupidity is no match for genius. -Bagehot
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat. -an old dude i met once
Have you tried meds yet? - Dan~