Lyrics by: Pavlovianmodel146
“Betty the Yeti”
I said, “My friends, after we dine,
We’ll go right down to Adeline,
There’s a bar owned by a friend o’ mine,
And he said we drink for free.”
Well, Billy, looked up met her eyes,
And we all let out startled cries;
Against all logic his thoughts did fly,
Or maybe he just can’t see…
They call her Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
I think Billy drank too much.
They call her Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Billy will punch you if you refer to her as such…
Well, we gave Billy a little flack,
Did he not see the hair on her back?
Or notice, that her teeth were slightly black,
As he was giving her the eye?
On her face there were forty zits,
It looked like she never shaved her pits;
Yet it seemed she was giving Billy fits,
And I know exactly why.
They call her Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
I think Billy drank too much.
They call her Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Billy will punch you if you refer to her as such…
If you’re drinking whiskey, and Betty’s getting hotter,
Then maybe it’s time, to mix it with some water.
If you’re sipping on that, and Betty still looks dear,
Then maybe it’s time, to switch it straight to beer.
If you’re drinking some beer, and Betty’s looking good,
Then it’s time to leave, oh how I wish you would!
Well, her and Billy did the deed,
And into her he spilled his seed;
I wish he would have followed my lead,
And left the bar that night.
Much like me, Billy’s a Catholic and,
Betty made him an honest man;
Whereas others they may have ran,
Billy did what was right.
If you want to know just ask me,
And I will tell you with certainty;
If you call Billy’s wife a Yeti,
You must be looking for a fight.
So now I’ve got a broken nose,
Two cracked ribs and tore my clothes;
And all of this just because we chose,
To get pissed on that night.
Don’t you call her Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Billy still drank way too much.
Please don’t call her Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Betty the Yeti,
Or you’ll surely feel Billy’s punch.