Clash of the Titans (movie review)

The tragic superhero (born of a mortal woman and Zeus ala Dionysus Zagreus) must slay the Medusa in order to destroy the Kraken and hence save the world from the rule of Hades. Some truly Classical shit. I want to buy a 3D TV just for this movie. I’ll put it in the “Classical entertainment” room of my house along with my BloodBowl table and gramophone-style record player complete with O Fortuna 12".

God I hated that movie. It was all walk walk talk talk big scene walk walk talk talk big scene the end who cares. The original schlock 80’s version was better. Harryhausen’s last monsters as well.