Tyrannus's movie review

Movie: “The Purge”

It fucking sucked. The script was totally unrealistic.

Rich people with advanced alarm systems and barricades in their mcmansions?

Give me a fucking break. RPG’s, plastic explosives, grenades, and rocket launchers would tear a hole through all of that shit.

The environment of the movie leads us to believe that the very wealthy would still be protected in a time of general anarchy or social upheaval. I call bullshit on that because the very wealthy are some of the most weak insulated domesticated fucks out there.

This is one of those movies where I hated all the characters.

Every one of them should of been killed or executed.

I felt very sorry for the poor black man all throughout the entire movie and wondered the entire time watching why he didn’t just kill that entire family for being the miserable fucks that they were.

Movie: “Redemption”

Jason Statham does it again as usual. One of my favorite actors.

I thought this was a very brilliant welldone movie and its ability to shed light on life being homeless on the street or just living a life being desperate was very accurate in how it captured all of that.

The ending was sad and a part of me wishes the main character would of fell in love with the Eastern European nun by either taking the money running sailing off in the sunset together or going to Africa with her on the missionary expedition. The ability of this movie to capture the usual corruption, decadence, and disgusting nature of modern civilization was astounding also.

It’s too bad that in the end, “they” got to him.

Movie: “Killing Season”

Stars John Travolta and Robert De Niro. Both top notch actors.

This movie was really good, but also left me puzzled and confused with the ending plot.

I don’t understand the protagonist’s hesitation and eventual surrender of his plans at the end of the movie. It didn’t make any sense to me.

I understand the whole respecting your advesary thing especially if they are a worthy opponent, but give me a fucking break. Somebody should of died in that movie.

John Travolta’s acting portraying himself as a Serbian death squad member was astounding. You actually buy into the whole acted out accent and all.

I really liked this movie. Two men with such utter hate for each other trying to kill each other in the wilderness for acts of revenge. There is something primal about that.

Movie: “Deadfall”

Great movie. Was very splendid.

Olivia Wilde! There’s a woman I’d like to get my hands and teeth on in real life. Grrr!

About a casino robbery in the middle of winter horribly gone wrong near the United States Canadian border. I think it was supposed to take place in northern Michigan or something like that geographically speaking.

The protagonist is wild, lucid, crazed, and largely comical. You really start to like him right away.

I’m a bit puzzled with the whole brother and sister thing at the end.

Incest love affair possibly?

With the sister I was kinda upset of not knowing if she and her new found felon love on the run got away with the loot or not. I was rooting for them all the way to make a clean get away, but you never get to find out if they did or not.

Why teeth??

I would bite her breasts and nibble on her pussy. Ha!

I don’t fucking know. Just a figure of expression.

Movie: “Iron Man 3”

Whole fucking movie sucked really badly.

I wish I had those two and half hours of my life back again.

That new Seth Rogan movie about the end of the world completely sucks ass. There’ just nothing funny about it. The first hour you’re just watching a bunch of assholes and waiting for something funny to happen and then…boom…some moral to the story kind of shit about everyone going to heaven or who the fuck knows. It just sucked.

You know, I was contemplating renting that movie, but then I was like, why fucking bother? You have confirmed my suspicions. Thanks.

Incest was pretty much spelled out. She wanted out of that relationship and to have a relationship with someone who was not her brother. Good chance she is going to serve some time, since she was part of the original heist and this can likely be proven. The male hero is likely also going to prison, depending on how the guy he knocked out tells his story. If that guy shows mercy, and he should since he was being an asshole to our hero, then perhaps he will not go to prison. And given that there were lots of police around the house and lots of violence and she fired a weapon, no one is going anywhere for a while. And then somehow breaking away from the police there, which would likely include more violence and with the border nearby, not so much chance, and the Canadians will help. I liked the character of the brother, interesting, different, mixed. That is not so common. We do get the occasional charismatic psychopath with a good sense of humor, but this guy was much more mixed than that, but better off dead for our heroes.

You’re probably right of both of them getting caught in the end by the police Moreno even though I don’t like to believe it myself. Ditto on the incest thing.

Sister was definitely one hot nutter nonetheless.

I don’t think that movie had any heroes. It was just a movie of people caught up in uncontrollable events, circumstances, and forces.

Did that coach survive the coma punch? I thought he was dead after that guy checked his pulse which would of explained the swift rush to run away.

Movie: “After Earth”

Where to begin on this horrible movie?

Who designed the effects for the space ship? Must of been some cheap ass special effects director on a low budget. That’s who.

What was their spaceship made out of? Rubber bands and styrofoam?

Where the fuck are the future advanced weaponry for the humans?

All that technology and you’re going to tell me that all they can possess are really long knives? Get the fuck out of here.

Their uniforms where everybody looked the same was really gay. Sci fi gay.

Will Smith even before his character got hurt looked like he was drugged up the entire filming.

We also have an altruistic magical hawk apparently later on in the movie. Well, isn’t that special.

What’s with this whole shifting from a semi tropical environment to a frozen one, back and fourth? That didn’t make any fucking sense and the movie didn’t even bother to explain that phenomena.

The predator alien creature chasing the boy on the planet was boring, way too easy, and terribly predictable.

Worst fucking sci fi movie I’ve seen all year to date.