I am not a “useless-eater”. I am a GOD.
Just because I don’t have a job because Im mentally ill doesn’t make me a “useless-eater”. In fact, you are all my slaves.
People with jobs, are infact the useless eaters. I mean, what do they do but praise themselves for their useless contributions?
Bill Gates is one of the few people with a job who isnt a useless eater.
I am an Overlord and you are all my slaves.
I mean, Im over here solving the universe, examining society under the microscope, and you have the nerve to call me a useless eater, when I am infact an Overlord?
If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t even be aware that humans need their DNA changed.
If it wasn’t for me, youd still have the old hollywood delusions about “life is good”…
Left to its own devices, without me around, the world would implode.
And for this priceless service I am ridiculed and given a meager monthly check, a pittance.
And in fact, the world is already on a collision course to its doom, ran by filthy primates.
In fact, you need to elevate me to a position of power, and fast.
I will save you all from Sheol.
In fact, I am like a good version of Hitler.
As evil as Jews are, I wont even try to hunt them down.
Its only a matter of time before your world collapses on itself.
Its either me as supreme overlord, or some dweeby antichrist you’ll live to regret.
By the way, your heavier than air inventions are completely worthless. Only EMP devices will save you from the coming storm.
What has your precious Illuminati done for you?
You, an active loyal member, and yet they leave you high and dry, not even taking the heat off of you.
And yet, you praise them.