Fucker.... I just checked craigslist for your town (your real one), they have a bunch of jobs available, more than here in a given day- look at these ones from today:
Dealership looking for someone to wash cars/light maintenance- $8/hr
Small family run dealership looking for someone to wash and detail cars. We are looking for someone who will wash the cars right the first time and who is responsible for themselves. Other duties could include light maintenence like mowing the lawn. This will be like a contract job without set hours. We work with your schedule and call you when we need help. Please email or call 763-786-3072 for an interview. Thanks.
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*** MOVING HELPER $10/HR *** (Metro Area)
Moving Helper Wanted - $10/HR Plus Tips To Start - More $ For Experience! - We Specialize in Home and Apartment Moving - Must Be Able To Work On An 'ON CALL BASIS' - We Work Hard, Have A Good Time, and Make Our Customers Happy - Please Shoot Me An Email - Thanks and Have a Great Day!
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Front Desk (Full-Time)
Organization Background:
Aeon is an award-winning nonprofit developer, owner and manager of high-quality affordable apartment homes in the --------- metropolitan area. Aeon has built or renovated 1,934 apartments and townhomes, which provide stability to more than 3,500 people each year -- including individuals and families with low to moderate incomes and formerly homeless individuals. Established in 1986, Aeon has built quality affordable homes, connected residents to stabilizing resources and managed its properties as long-term assets. Aeon's mission is to create and sustain quality affordable homes that strengthen lives and communities. To learn more about Aeon, please visit
http://www.aeonmn.orgPosition Overview:
Professionally create and maintain a safe, secure and positive environment by monitoring, enforcing and recording all building/resident activity. Candidate will support office staff by respectfully responding to resident and outside inquiries regarding the property. Accurately answer questions about apartment availability and respond in a professional manner to outside organizations by delivering superior customer service. Candidate must adhere to Aeon's mission to create and sustain quality affordable homes that strengthen lives and communities.
Position Responsibilities:
We are seeking highly motivated, dependable people to perform front desk/security duties. Various days and shifts are currently available. Candidates must be a resourceful problem solver and a seeker of excellence who values hard work and excellent customer service.
Responsibilities include but are not limited to:
•Must become closely acquainted with the property and its residents, vendors, etc. in order to foster a sense of community and home while maintaining professional boundaries
•Enforce building rules and regulations, monitor building's security cameras and alarms, and maintain the harmony of the residents and their guests
•Must be able to take charge and direct others in emergencies as they arise
•Compose comprehensive reports outlining observations and activities during your assigned shift
•Reception - answer/route all incoming phone calls, maintain welcoming environment, answer general inquiries
•Resident relations - assist residents, effectively and professionally diffuse resident or visitor confrontations, act decisively in any crisis situation
•Marketing/Housing applications - effectively and accurately communicate all housing requirements/criteria for incoming marketing inquiries
•Maintain desk area and lobby to ensure neat and professional appearance
•Miscellaneous duties: light sweeping, mopping, vacuuming and other light cleaning duties in main lobby
•Seasonal duties: salting/sanding sidewalks and light shoveling in front walkways
Skills and Qualifications:
•At least 1+ year of security experience required. (your military background counts here Walker)
•Must possess excellent verbal communication skills, exceptional phone etiquette and superior customer service
•Proven ability to create and sustain positive resident relations while maintaining professional boundaries
•Must show good judgment and common sense, follow directions and directives from supervisors, and follow company policies and guidelines
•Knowledge of, and ability to, operate under fair housing laws and regulations
•Proven ability to work independently and on a team
•Must have a professional appearance and attitude, and be able to interact with the public
•Strong ability to multi-task and prioritize
•Must be a self-starter and problem-solver
Compensation: This position offers $10.00-$11.00 per hour (depending on experience). Benefits package includes: medical, dental, vision, life insurance, short-term and long-term disability, retirement plan, paid time off and an employee assistance program.
Please submit resume and cover letter detailing experience consistent with position responsibilities outlined above to:
http://aeonmn.iapplicants.com/ViewJob-298687.htmlPosition is open until filled.
Aeon is an Equal Opportunity / Affirmative Action Employer
Employees and residents are encouraged to apply.
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Hi guys-
Two Male Gogo Dancers needed for Event (Downtown --------)
I'm the talent manager at a Prominent downtown nightclub and i am currently looking for two very fit Male Gogo dancers for an event we will be having a Large Scale themed event next Saturday (May 19th) I have the female dancers hired already. Costumes will be provided. Time frame needed would be 10 (prep) performance is 10:30pm -1:30am. Compensation is $75 for the evening plus all tips and a drink tab.
Please send Photo, contact information and any questions for more information.
Thank you for your time.