Putin for President.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. With Putin as President, we know that we will not have Nuclear War with Russia, which will make us a safer nation than if Hillary was at the Helm. Putin would probably stop ISIS as well.

Also, we would have healthier food. Russia has more organic food and is anti GMO and food preservatives.

With Putin as president, the LGBT’s will get angry have a civil War again the Established Order, LGBT’s vs the cis, pitting tribe against tribe, unleashing a looting rampage, an apocalyptic divide. This Civil War will open up a window of opportunity for Jill Stein to launch a parade and take power amidst the chaos, and restore Democracy to the Americas, they say you can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs and they also say the calm is always strongest after the storm.

Also, with Putin we would have more fart jokes, shirtless swimming pools and a flatulent America.

Overall, Putin will save lives, even with a Civil War, Hillary will cause Total Annhilation of the entire earth and over 5 billion casualties, Trump will cause total annihilation of 'Gina, 2 billion casualties. Putin will only cause 50 million causalities. Jill Stein will only cause 0 causalities but noone will vote for her besides me so its a raw deal.

It is possible that he will win the US election in 2020, because it is possible that he will have been thrown out of his country then.

Putin is not thrown out of his country, Putin throws his country out of him.

I said “he will be” and not “he is”. But it is also possible that he has alraedy thrown his country out of him. All Russian and Soviet leaders have thrown their country out of them.