Desperate times call for desperate measures. With Putin as President, we know that we will not have Nuclear War with Russia, which will make us a safer nation than if Hillary was at the Helm. Putin would probably stop ISIS as well.
Also, we would have healthier food. Russia has more organic food and is anti GMO and food preservatives.
With Putin as president, the LGBTâs will get angry have a civil War again the Established Order, LGBTâs vs the cis, pitting tribe against tribe, unleashing a looting rampage, an apocalyptic divide. This Civil War will open up a window of opportunity for Jill Stein to launch a parade and take power amidst the chaos, and restore Democracy to the Americas, they say you canât make an omelet without breaking some eggs and they also say the calm is always strongest after the storm.
Also, with Putin we would have more fart jokes, shirtless swimming pools and a flatulent America.
Overall, Putin will save lives, even with a Civil War, Hillary will cause Total Annhilation of the entire earth and over 5 billion casualties, Trump will cause total annihilation of 'Gina, 2 billion casualties. Putin will only cause 50 million causalities. Jill Stein will only cause 0 causalities but noone will vote for her besides me so its a raw deal.
I said âhe will beâ and not âhe isâ. But it is also possible that he has alraedy thrown his country out of him. All Russian and Soviet leaders have thrown their country out of them.