Has the 2016 Election Become Your Happy Place?

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Has the 2016 Election Become Your Happy Place?

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:20 pm

I was feeling a little gloomy, started watching the 2016 Election Coverage across YouTube. You know what is amazing? No matter how many times you watch the shit, it just perks your ass right up, it will put a smile on your face watching the far left media just implode. Maybe not the first video, or the second, but you start getting into it, and eventually a big ole fucking giggle is gonna explode out, with a smile.

Points I like to laugh at:

1) White People screaming that White Trump supporters are racists for not voting for Hillary, who is white. No.... I don't believe the Democrats even ran a black presidential candidate this year, and Trump was pro-worming class, which includes bkacks. Hillary is pro- ummm..... They say she is pro special identity groups, but all those groups are members of other groups getting mowed down by Hillary too. I'm still stumped by this logic, unless they are pissed at the Blacks and Hispanics who voted for Trump, cause they wanted a Orange president instead of a white one.... They tried White, even tried a black one, shit didn't work out, why not Orange? US doesn't make very many blue blue people anymore (yes, we made blue people in Kentucky) so maybe next election, they will vote for a new skittle, who fucking knows?

Nobody is a racist for merely not voting Hillary, she was evil. Being evil is reason enough to be turned off, period.

2) Women thinking she was entitled to be president, merely cause she had a vagina.

WTF? Honestly? Did we not learn from last time when we voted for Obama for no reason other than him bring black? We got ISIS out if that fucking deal.

Race should never be the requirement
Sex should never be the requirement
Age.... If you too young or way too damn old, it's a issue, but if your in the 40-65 sweet spot, not a issue.


If your voting for these reasons, please do not vote, I fucking hate you, and pray for your painful death. Their fucking favorite brand of shoes matter more.

If Feminism is dead because of the election, it is because idiot Feminists tied their fucking retarded sex organs to the outcome of the election like a bunch of retarded mindless zombies. Any feminism worthwhile would of said fuck her gender, Hillary will make it or loose it by her own merits, we aren't gonna but the vag before the nation and our future, we just want a competitive and issues oriented election.

What is the only issue feminists care about? The vag. They also say they want equal pay laws, despite equal pay laws already existing, so in truth, it was only vag. They wanted a vag, on a flag, on the white house, and 8 years of the nation basking in the pussy.

Maybe feminism as a movement needs to take it's fucking head out of it's coochie and reconsider it's fucking goals a bit. Instead of a woman president, just focus instead on getting more women qualified to be president. I lived in Alaska when Palin was governor, she ran a good state, it was these very same leftist so-called feminists who destroyed her. Maybe if feminists just learn to fucking lay off women who differ in their views, and support them when they are climbing up the ladder of meritocracy from state to federal, we could buy this feminist agenda. At this point, the only glass ceiling that exists is the very one they build and entrap themselves in, because they go after any women who doesn't share their views. It is absurd, stop destroying women's progress.

Dave Chapelle made a great skit on that: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc

3) Media acting shocked. Honestly, no way Ohio was going to vote Hillary. You know Ohio isn't voting for Hillary merely by walking around in Ohio. Texas, Georgia clearly was NEVER going to vote Hillary. You clearly were trying to confuse Trump's campaign on where to spend air ads. That was fucking obviously sleezy. You know projections of a Hillary win isn't 90+% certain. You know Trump tied the first presidential debate at the very least, and won the last two.

Yet.... All I fucking heard was Texas was leaning Hillary, Ohio was leaning Hillary or up for grabs, that Trump couldn't possibly make it, despite most online polls saying he was winning. Honestly, how does someone on a internet forum like this better forecast a election that NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN combined manages to do?

It was fake shock, hoping to hell they had the magic to grease the voting public enough by manufacturing consent with horror stories about Trump, and making Hillary look like a Angel. Hillary committed war crimes, Trump fired some people on a reality TV show.... neither a bright star in my book, but it us obvious Hillary is pure evil, and Trump is questionable, but not the spawn of Satan that Hillary is.

So what was the shock? Shock they suck at propaganda? Shock they couldn't deliver a election? Which some lived in a bubble, never actually were reporters, as in never fucking left the news room? Never learned to think critically? I could figure out months ago Nevada was not leaning Trump, all the way from West Virginia. How? I looked at it's two main industries, tourism and metal mining, and knew neither had any real interest in the rest of the US economy, they can sell their metal to whoever, and will always get someone from somewhere to drop money in the casinos. Not enough sheep farmers to make up the difference.

Media coverage was nothing but annoying white noise going off, honestly, fuck their useless distractions.

4) The crying reactions. It is wrong of me. I like to watch, I will say this, the longest I ever heard Miley Cyrus online is in her crying video, I usually want nothing to do with her. Her tears give me strength. Ever since her retarded pot smoking on stage, wrecking ball retardism, I've avoided her like the plague. I'm worried that someday I might touch myself while watching her cry. That would make me a truly terrible person. I will try not to. Need to stay strong about this.




So I think for our generation, the 2016 election has done wonders for the state of our mental health, likely will end all depression. All the people who voted Trump will always be able to go online and watch reactions, and everyone else.... they are drug addicts anyway, and will be moreso now, so hope they choose happy drugs instead of depressives. So in a sense you can say Donald Trump is the cure for depression. One way or another, your gonna be a happier person because he won.
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Re: Has the 2016 Election Become Your Happy Place?

Postby Uccisore » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:13 pm

Yes, I'm still randomly bursting out laughing from time to time with a big smile on my face. Some of the most fun things to watch on YouTube are recaps of the Young Turks election night coverage, and some of the celebration videos on Rebel Media.

Allegedly objective new anchors swearing and crying because a Republican won an election is priceless, and you can see it in the coverage of many of the networks.
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Re: Has the 2016 Election Become Your Happy Place?

Postby The Golden Turd » Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:09 pm

I'm not sure of what to call this yo-yo explosive laughing effect, it it's evolutionary significance. Not even all that sure how it occurs in the mind, in terms of anatomical mechanics, from A to B.
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Re: Has the 2016 Election Become Your Happy Place?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:35 am

Get a room.
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Re: Has the 2016 Election Become Your Happy Place?

Postby uglypeoplefucking » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:06 pm

At last Donald Trump is POTUS! We've waited so long for this day! i'm on top of the world!!!

Nah, that's not pathetic at all.
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Re: Has the 2016 Election Become Your Happy Place?

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:16 pm

It isn't, it is awesome.
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