The Scientific Secret to Immortality.

Came to me in a dream actually.

I was in occupied territory, “nazi” china (aka “peoples” republic), goin down the freeway, kept sliding down the hills cuz it was so muddy, cars were goin like 100 miles an hour, totally indifferent to my presence, it was overpopulated with cars and sliding onto the pavement meant certain doom, but I made it to the city intact…there was in this well-made corporate building, behind two glasswindows was this computer lounge, had 2 whole computers in it…the lady behind the desk demanded ID and a DNA swab in order to use the computers, I remember her taking my hand with a sterilized swab and it hurting and feeling weird when she scraped my DNA away… Sat down at the computer…tried to secure my porn because I knew the government was spying on all my computer hard-drive folders soon as I plugged it in…Had to work on a school research project then left the building…

Bottom line is, someone in the dream told me a bunch of health stuff, and they mentioned the cause of all death of old age was due to “water catalyzation ratios deceeding the specified ratios…ie. the amount of fluid retention in the body exceeding a certain ratio keeps the body in balance, the inverse of this causes all cells in the body to be nominally dehydrated, if the fluid concentration of the body can be kept at optimal catalyzation ratios, near immortality can be reached.” In essence this means, if you drink six bottles of water a day you don’t die.

Was she hot?

A little bit.

I want you to know, that China is the next up and coming superpower if it isnt already, and i am sure that a stainless steel all crystal and glass edifice would have nothing but the best looking gorgeous woman fighter displayed in their ornate offices teakwood and jade, the works.

We must go to war with it before it becomes so.

We have the tactical advantage. More patriotism and hoot-spa, and we got the F-22 Raptor, capable of super cruise and supermanueverability, yeah it’s got shorter range but you counter it by arming it with AMRAAM 120D’s, easily outperforms any Chinese J-20’s in the arsenal. In fact the J-20 wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for those damn hackers…all they can do is steal data from hardworking american engineering, can’t even invent anything on their own.

Sounda good but even though i am no seer, i predict the world is beyond wars. They may not admit it, but everyone is pretty much scared of a new world war, excepting the terrorists and that’s why the whole world is against them, because they are not afraid to sacrafice themselves for their beliefs
That’s why they are the way they are because the world has no beliefs and just like drinkers , dont particularly love nobdrinkers among them, the world dislikes beliefs based on some vacuous , dusty book that only curiosity seekers glance at when some bomb or other goes off, like the one which happened recently in Istanbul.

War mongers still exist, and most of those are afraid that pork barrell days are over so they incite some far off struggle in some god forsaken place, so as to diminish th their fears of the end to business as usual.

But war with a capitol War is over, everyone even tribal bushmen know that mushrooms are not merely phallic looking vegetables, but like some harboring deeply hidden poison, awaiting the gentle touch of some madman, to ignite the world and send it back to a time when such feel more at home.

Fear and Cowardice is often the opposite of Nobility, in some cases Sacrifices must be made, and War must be waged, to purge the world from those who defile all that is right and good in the word.