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Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is needed

Postby Mutcer » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:08 pm

Christians state their God is real and loves us all. They also state their God can do anything and knows everything. In light of this, I'd like for any Christians to have God put an immediate halt to the Waldo Canyon fire in Colorado Springs. And I don't mean for it to gradually burn out. But for it to just miraculously stop.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/western-wildfires/index.html
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Typist » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:59 am

Somebody has a real big bug up their ass about Christians, but I can't figure out who it is. Jesus, if you're there, send us the answer to this question!!
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Uccisore » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:47 am

Typist wrote:Somebody has a real big bug up their ass about Christians, but I can't figure out who it is. Jesus, if you're there, send us the answer to this question!!


Jesus came to me in a vision and said it was Mutcer.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Typist » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:51 am

Aha, you see Mutcer, PROOF that Jesus is real!

Nobody else would have known the answer to that one!
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Mutcer » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:11 am

Typist wrote:Somebody has a real big bug up their ass about Christians, but I can't figure out who it is. Jesus, if you're there, send us the answer to this question!!

It's sad that your morals are in the wrong place. Assuming their God exists, I'm trying to work with Christians to help see that needless pain and suffering doesn't occur. And you wish to ridicule such a person. I can only take that to mean that you have serious doubts about this God friend of yours really being omniscient and omnipotent.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby felix dakat » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:00 am

Mutcer wrote:Christians state their God is real and loves us all. They also state their God can do anything and knows everything. In light of this, I'd like for any Christians to have God put an immediate halt to the Waldo Springs fire in Colorado Springs. And I don't mean for it to gradually burn out. But for it to just miraculously stop.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/western-wildfires/index.html


God is omniscient. The fire is probably accomplishing a greater good that we with our finite minds cannot discern. Hence, God is allowing it.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby omar » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:25 am

Don't worry Mutcer. Anyone who dies because of this fire, if their hearts are pure, go to Heaven. Isn't that right Mutcer?
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Smears » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:11 am

Dude god is burning that stuff to help us keep plants from overtaking us on earth. He made the world for us, and sometimes, because we are sinners, we get lazy and don't trim the bushes, so he helps us with these fires. It creates jobs too.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby V-OutOfTheWilderness » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:49 pm

Actually, Colorado is gonna vote on legalizing marijuana in November. So God is burning out the land so there will be lots of land to grow pot on ... It's Felix's "greater good."
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby V-OutOfTheWilderness » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:18 pm

Another possibility is that Rick Perry, Texas Governor, is praying for rain in Colorado. When he did this in Texas, and threw a prayer-fest, of 30,000 evangelicals in Houston’s Reliant Stadium, God didn't send rain, He sent fires.

Proving, the last thing you ever want is for Rick Perry, and his evangelicals, to pray for you.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Mutcer » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:40 pm

felix dakat wrote:
Mutcer wrote:Christians state their God is real and loves us all. They also state their God can do anything and knows everything. In light of this, I'd like for any Christians to have God put an immediate halt to the Waldo Springs fire in Colorado Springs. And I don't mean for it to gradually burn out. But for it to just miraculously stop.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/western-wildfires/index.html


God is omniscient. The fire is probably accomplishing a greater good that we with our finite minds cannot discern. Hence, God is allowing it.

Allowing it would be omnipotence, not omniscience.

More importantly, if God were omnipotent, he wouldn't need to let a destructive fire occur and innocent people suffer to accomplish a greater good. He would be able to accomplish both the greater good - whatever it is - and prevent the fire from occurring. How do you reconcile that?

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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Mutcer » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:42 pm

Smears wrote:Dude god is burning that stuff to help us keep plants from overtaking us on earth. He made the world for us, and sometimes, because we are sinners, we get lazy and don't trim the bushes, so he helps us with these fires. It creates jobs too.

Please explain why God is so lazy that when he chooses a place to burn, he doesn't ensure that innocent people who he loves don't suffer?
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby V-OutOfTheWilderness » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:54 pm

Christians aren't stepping up ... or God has them on ignore :

Colorado wildfire: 346 homes lost, 1 dead in Waldo Canyon fire

Read more: Colorado wildfire: 346 homes lost, 1 dead in Waldo Canyon fire - The Denver Post http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_20968480/colorado-wildfire-346-homes-leveled-by-waldo-canyon#ixzz1zCL7FPC1
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby felix dakat » Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:24 pm

More importantly, if God were omnipotent, he wouldn't need to let a destructive fire occur and innocent people suffer to accomplish a greater good. He would be able to accomplish both the greater good - whatever it is - and prevent the fire from occurring. How do you reconcile that?



Yes God could do it that way because God is omnipotent. But, God knows in God's omniscience that the way that includes innocent suffering achieves a greater good than the mere exercise of omnipotence can achieve. Exercise of sheer power is not always the best way. God knows that. Mutcers apparently don't.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Typist » Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:34 pm

felix dakat wrote: Mutcers apparently don't.


The main thing the Mutcers among us don't know is that they belong to a religion that is just as faith based as Christianity. The Christians know they're using faith, the Mutcers don't.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby felix dakat » Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:43 pm

Typist wrote:
felix dakat wrote: Mutcers apparently don't.


The main thing the Mutcers among us don't know is that they belong to a religion that is just as faith based as Christianity. The Christians know they're using faith, the Mutcers don't.


According to the Urban Dictionary, a mutcer is "a really sweaty ass that leaks with fluid". I don't know what this Mutcer knows. Your hypothesis about his faith? I don't know. What do you suppose his faith is?
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Typist » Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:56 pm

felix dakat wrote:What do you suppose his faith is?


Faith in the limitless ability of human reason.

Just as Christians feel humans are subservient to an all powerful God, atheists feel a God would be subservient to an all powerful human reason.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby felix dakat » Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:04 pm

Typist wrote:
felix dakat wrote:What do you suppose his faith is?


Faith in the limitless ability of human reason.

Just as Christians feel humans are subservient to an all powerful God, atheists feel a God would be subservient to an all powerful human reason.


Maybe. I'd like for him to respond to this. It might help me understand his POV.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Mutcer » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:09 pm

felix dakat wrote:
More importantly, if God were omnipotent, he wouldn't need to let a destructive fire occur and innocent people suffer to accomplish a greater good. He would be able to accomplish both the greater good - whatever it is - and prevent the fire from occurring. How do you reconcile that?



Yes God could do it that way because God is omnipotent.

That's all I need to hear. Thus God is either:
A) Immoral
B) Impotent

Which is it.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Mutcer » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:13 pm

It should be noted that Colorado Springs is widely regarded as a stronghold of ultra-conservative christian fundamentalists where, for example, the corporate headquarters of Focus On The Family is situated. Ironically enough, the Flagstaff Fire that flared up this week near Boulder -- generally considered the state's most liberal and godless city -- burned only 300 acres and consumed no structures at all.

Must be God's infinite wisdom at work!
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Mutcer » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:16 pm

Typist wrote:
felix dakat wrote: Mutcers apparently don't.


The main thing the Mutcers among us don't know is that they belong to a religion that is just as faith based as Christianity. The Christians know they're using faith, the Mutcers don't.

I don't belong to any religion at all.

Apparently you have faith that God will needlessly act immorally and allow the Waldo Canyon fire to burn out of control, causing great suffering of lots of people. I, on the other hand - if I were God - wouldn't allow suffering of that sort to happen, and with my omnipotent powers would still be able to accomplish that "greater good" Felix was talking about.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Mutcer » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:19 pm

felix dakat wrote:
Typist wrote:
felix dakat wrote: Mutcers apparently don't.


The main thing the Mutcers among us don't know is that they belong to a religion that is just as faith based as Christianity. The Christians know they're using faith, the Mutcers don't.


According to the Urban Dictionary, a mutcer is "a really sweaty ass that leaks with fluid". I don't know what this Mutcer knows. Your hypothesis about his faith? I don't know. What do you suppose his faith is?

What I do have faith in is that folks like you and Typist (not to forget James Saint as well), fail to see the light that an all-knowing, all-powerful God could easily prevent needless human suffering - and is therefore either impotent or immoral.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Typist » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:48 pm

Mutcer wrote:Apparently you have faith that God will needlessly act immorally and allow the Waldo Canyon fire to burn out of control, causing great suffering of lots of people. I, on the other hand - if I were God - wouldn't allow suffering of that sort to happen, and with my omnipotent powers would still be able to accomplish that "greater good" Felix was talking about.


All of this is based upon the premise that you, a human being on a little planet in one of billions of galaxies, are qualified to know what an entity like a god should do, how they should do it etc.

Where is the evidence that you or any other human being is smart enough to analyze and improve upon an entity defined as being the creator of all reality? Have you created any realities lately?

Your belief that human reason has such an ability is just as unsupported, and just as silly, as a belief in the virgin birth or the holy ghost or any of this other stuff you're trying to debunk.

There is simply no evidence that human beings would be qualified to analyze a god, should one exist. We can't even manage our economy, prevent wars, or avoid traffic jams.

You might consider making peace with faith, because like the rest of us, you're absolutely riddled with it.
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby V-OutOfTheWilderness » Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:59 am

God is also bringing suffering on the east coast of America. Can Christians call their God off?

13 dead, millions without power in hot, stormy eastern United States
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Re: Attention: Christians - if your God is real, help is nee

Postby Ierrellus » Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:20 pm

Mark Twain did a good job on this topic in Letters From the Earth". Famers were praying for rain. People in need of a vacation were praying for sunny weather. So which should the "recording angel" submit to God as the neediest prayer? He also noted that, during the Civil War, both sides beieved God was on their side.
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