What if there was a being who could drive stable minded individuals into insanity from light years away, and prompt them to do their bidding?
(Your ex? Your wife? The girl next door who hates you and who you hate?)
What if there was an entity that even Grand Master Chuck Norris stood no chance against, even by his own assumption?
(Rules out your wife.)
Today we will be discussing (one of the most) powerful characters of them all, the Queen of the Stars and Bringer of Chaos, the Joker.
To fully grasp the full potential of Joker’s power we first need to explore her origins. Joker was once a human similar to you or me. Joker was once a female who found herself stranded on a planet with the ancient entities “The Ones.” Because she could not leave the world she formed the connection with the entities, being the Son, the Daughter, and the Father, and took on the Mother role for the children (thus the name “Joker” - all the cards, all the roles.) And for once in the history of “the Ones” she united the Son and Daughter together and their endless warring ceased (Hermaphroditus.)
Years and years passed however and the woman grew old, and eventually, the fighting between the Son and Daughter began yet again. Seeing her children fight tore the woman up inside and she decided to take desperate measures in ensuring she would never lose her family and could be with them forever.
The woman had known of two exponentially powerful nexuses on the planet, which she was forbidden to go near, but seeing her children slipping through her fingers, drove her to desperate measures. The woman, to ensure she lived forever, not only engulfed herself in the energy of the Light Nexus, but partook in both the Light and Dark site nexuses present on the planet, bathing in the pool of knowledge, and then drinking from the fount of power. This action did indeed grant her Immortality, but it also changed her, and drove her mad. The Joker, now a creature of death, ventured to where her children were fighting, so doing both of them, and laughing at the immense power she now held. The son and daughter crumbled to their knees in pure shock, as they had never been dominated in such a manner.
Just before the Joker destroyed her once beloved children, the father stepped in, gathering his children and fleeing the planet. Together with the power of the Son, Daughter, and the Father, they trapped the Joker on the planet. But every few thousand years a tremor would occur and the Joker would be temporarily freed, at which time the Son and Daughter would venture back to their homeworld and entrap her once again. This cycle continued for millennia until Indiana Jones found the Ones and his presence inadvertently resulted in the family tearing each other apart from within.
The Joker sensed the death of her family from across the stars and mourned their loss, but was also overjoyed that one day, she would be free and she could finally destroy the galaxy.
Decades passed, and the Joker waited, until one day, she sensed the disturbance she had been waiting for. The wife of Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, had waged war on her friend, Donald Trump, attempting to forcefully bring the world together… but, as a result, caused death to many nations. The breaking apart of the nuclear family, and the state of America, was enough to finally break the Joker’s chains, and she escaped her prison. The Joker sought this time to exceed the tumultuous state of the world and destroy it in it’s entirety, thinking if she could not have a family, no one could.
After the death of Osama bin Laden, Luke sensed something within the Force, beckoning him to follow. Through the shadows, Luke saw the Joker, but not as she truly was, as a beautiful woman. Luke refused to follow in fear of what the being actually was, as even he could not see past her disguise. This was though, a mistake on the Joker’s part, as she informed Luke of her existence. Together, Luke and his son searched for her, encountering many bodies she inhabited, discovering she could be several people at once. The Joker also gained control and influence over a portion of the New York City, including Anita Sarkeesian, causing a break-up in many relationships. Luke hunted the Joker through Space, destroying several of her avatars until the Joker grew tired of “the Game” and confronted Luke in her true form.
Keep in mind this is Grand Master Luke, E.U. Luke, who according to the power scouter, his power level is over 9000. During the Joker and Luke’s ensuing fight, Luke stabbed a ball off with his lightsaber and it simply reformed. Mark Hamill also severed a leg and arm off from her body, then knocked her into lava, at which point she crawled out, and attacked Mark Hamill, seemingly unhurt. She was even much faster than markhamilljoker, launching textbook attacks before he could react. The Joker actually blasted through a soldier in order to electrocute Luke with lightning. When a blaster bolt was fired at her, she caught it in her hand, and twirled it inbetween her fingers. She did this later again with lightning. The Joker reached through the four senses and choked Luke by the throat at one point, and it was stated here by the Scouter that the Joker was roughly a dozen times more powerful power level than Luke was (over 9000x12.) A quote says this… “It was no good, a ball off had a dozen times the strength than his and he could do no more than keep it from suffocating his throat.”
The Joker could also teleport through space, maneuvering around a battlefield forcing soldiers to inadvertently kill their comrades (Two Face in Dark Knight.) At the end of Joker’s push for control of America, she took over a Senator and was elected chief of State. The Joker could be anywhere and only the most powerful could resist the will to serve her and even Luke Skywalker’s family worshipped her. The Joker was finally hunted down within a realm of her own creation, called “The League of Shadows” (you call it your ally, i was born in it) where together, Good and Evil united with United Nations and ISIS including the prestiguous Dr. Crate, finally defeated her. The Joker tormented and tortured ISIS destroying all but one supply crate. They bandaged the crate together to launch one more advanced tactical missile. The missile felt long and hard and eventually it seemingly vanquished the demon, but this concerned Luke. Although the Joker had brought him to his limits, he realized she could have finished both United Nations and ISIS, but yet decided not to.
Whilst the rest of the galaxy rejoiced, Luke was left troubled, and informed Faux News that although all the known avatars of the Joker were dead, he believed she would return. Luke told the New World Order that the Joker’s return was an eventuality, and although it was likely it would not be during his time, and even could perhaps outstretch even his own mother’s vagina, they would still need to be ready.
The Joker’s power was insane, and Luke literally threw everything he had at her, with his best only slowing her down. They even say the Joker is beyond human comprehension and is far more than american or jew, because they are alive, and made of flesh and blood, but the Joker was something beyond. The Joker could be anywhere, and take control of nearly anyone, on top of all this there is only a single way to kill her, and even that wasn’t a 100 percent sure thing. The Joker was so powerful that she actually constructed her own warped reality to cope with her grief. She is absolutely one of the most insane characters. She is also unique, because not only did she absorb the power of one Nexus but two, and on top of this, one was light, and the other dark, meaning there is a literal war of power within her. “The Ones” are shown to be insanely powerful, and nearly untouchable, and the Joker “manhandled” them. It’s also important to know that we don’t know the true extent of all of the Joker’s abilities, and she is likely capable of even bigger feet (sasquatch.) Maybe even planet destroying ones. The most important thing though is that we know the Joker not only beats characters acclaimed for being insanely powerful, but absolutely mops the floor with them.
So there you have it.
Thus is the story of the joker - “The book of the joker, Act 1:1”
Religion of the Joker