Praise Jesus Now

Come on Praise Jesus!

Whats going on here?

I stepped in here the other day and saw oh a religious forum how nice.

Turns out? No one praising Jesus. Not a single one.
I checked all the post last year, not a one.

What is this kind of religion?

No good praise Jesus now.

First of all, Jesus is the Son of God. You should praise him.
Second of all, Jesus is the Absolver of your dirty unwashed sins. Praise him.
Third of all, Jesus is bona fide. Praise him and his father who is ZEUS

Jesus was an angel, the first “life” ever created and beckoned to live in a human body on down the line as God’s/Zeus’s effort to help mankind to know their creator.

Jesus: Father why hathet thou forsaken me
ZEUS: Im never fucking a Jewgirl again, this kid, he doesnt relent.

Mary was Egyptian and Jewish?

No no Jesus doesnt need you to know he needs you to see
the walls fall from the eyes

knowing?

Ancient Farao blood I heard. Quite the vixen no doubt

What about John the Baptist?

[tab]Why did he carry Jesus head?[/tab]

Jesus is the classic tale, the tale of the Genius.

I am the modern day Genius, the modern day Jesus.

It is the classic tale, a misunderstood genius, who’s works are diluted by childlike minds. The interpretations they give of his works, are simply missing the mark. It is not a children’s story about Hell. Jesus said there were three Hells, and even those who were wise enough to understand, some would go to the hell of the wise sages. The modern man, the bible school teachers, these men are not wise enough to understand the Genius, the Jesus.

I come to preach a method of salvation. The DNA machine. First I am mocked, then I am scorned.
The crowd of angry jews, enabled by the alpha male state romans, to try and rob salvation from the land.
Even now they plot and they scheme, so that we will be born into this land, and robbed of all that is good, all that is beautiful.
They taint this place and replace it with a false feminity, a corporate femininty, Nikki Minaj and Justin Bieber feminity…
These are false idols. These are not truly feminine souls, holy, beautiful, or pure. Only through through the Understanding, Comprehension, and the Becoming of hot lesbians shall we have our cure.

Mockery silences many. For those whose God is their mind, no Christian apology can be seen as other than fuel for ridicule.

I knowed 2 guyz thought they were Jesus. One dead now, the other, a successful philosopher with a pretty wife.

go get em tiger.

Apology for what, being crucified?

Its always the cruel ones that demand apology.

I praise ideals.

Does anyone really know who Jesus is or may be??

Are you smart enough to not be fooled, either by Jesus or by a pretender??

Praise ideals instead.

I don’t claim to be a shepherd…

I just know the trails well enough on the walk to point out the traps…

Think of me like a forest ranger, and you’ll understand

All of our icons and idols are an idea…

The idea is: “problem solved”

Focus on that instead of the actual icons and idols…

Our higher self will distribute to the ideal…

This is more important than the person…

People represent non hypocrisy; ideals… Non hypocrisy and ideals don’t represent people…

Don’t worry about the names to that regard on the journey, hold the ideals instead

Ol Jesus aint about no ideals f yask me… a specialized Man, specialized to Excorcize… demons from the soulle.

Prrrraise heeem. He know what to do when they come for you.

Barb H., Look up the word “apology” as in “apologetics”.

Which Jesus? The conservative one who wants eternal hell or the progressive one who wants universal salvation? And to say that you are God or Jesus is like saying that one drop of brine describes all oceans.

But levity aside, He just brushes off apologists with great insight.

He warned, ‘Be blameless as a sheep, but cunning like a serpeant’.

Why He didn’t follow His own advice should be obvious.

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i am so disappointed in this thread.