Please bear with me here

So, god is a man who hates homosexuality.

Because of this, the ruler of the cosmos, the keeper of all great and wonderful things, will never have sex with a man through the spirit of a woman.

Now… here’s what this thread is really about:

The most parsimonious heaven for every being is if god is every being besides you, that you were actually born into this world with that being the case, and god wants nothing else but to please you.

Well… take a look at your life.

Obviously, god, as written in all the religions, is going to make every mans life a living hell, because he hates gay sex, and having sex with you would make him gay, or at least bi.

So all the men are screwed in this hypothetical wonderland.

Now get this. An all compassionate loving spirit that was the universe, created the universe and ruled the universe, again, would, for each being, play every other part except them, and give them the time of their lives forever.

But none of that is happening.

So, what’s my response?

Well…

I can’t have sex with a human female without raping them, and I hate rape, so that’s never an option. I could ask to have sex with god, but god hates gay sex, and there’s no higher authority to appeal to.

So!

I’ve decided to build hyperdimensional mirror world to bypass all of this, so that, I can be sexual with women without raping them or anyone.

So think about this for a moment…

Let’s say hypothetically that god is greater than all other possible beings combined.

Again, it would be parsimonious for anytime god created a new being, to play every other being in their life. This way reality can bend in ways that would not only make us want to be here, but always delight us, without it being possible to hurt god itself or any other being as well.

Now, I know that my consent is being violated right now, so I know that this isn’t occurring.

There’s no grand plan for us being able to hurt each other. It might be a plan, but it’s certainly not as grand as what we give in terms of ideas about god.

So what think you?

I’m not necessarily trying to make an argument in this thread… more of religious musings.

There’s a great Thomas Jefferson quote that’s in line with this thread “a government that gives you everything, can also take it away”

That adds an additional layer of complexity to the God concept

this is what I think.

It took me eleven minutes to read that sonofabitch. normally I only allocate about three minutes to reading any philosophical text… so that means it had to be pretty fuckin good, dude.

Here’s what I think about life here on earth.

There isn’t a being on this earth who actually loves earth with their full heart.

But. There are amazing ingredients!

We all have different taste buds.

The goal is that we all make our own recipes that are perfect for each of us.

We have outstanding raw materials!

To encroach upon anyone doing this, is the only sin.

Okay man, this is kind of an original coming out, I gotta hand it to ya.

Well I’m not gay either, it’s not really a coming out.

That’s why I said all the men are screwed, you’d have to be gay to have sex with a woman through the spirit of what everyone says is a male god.

That’s why nirvana has that line “everyone is gay”

But who would want to have sex that way, except a gay?

A straight person would just dig into the woman with as little layers in between as possible.

You present it as if God is a kind of condom.

And a woman…

Kurt cobain was very sarcastic about Christianity in his lyrics…

The Christian idea being that god is a man who is all present in everyone, so when anyone fucks, it’s god fucking us and god which makes everyone gay.

He had all kinds of digs like this in his music.

I don’t want to have sex with a dude spirit. Can’t speak for others though …