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Re: ILP University

Postby Oughtist » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:15 am

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OK 'ILPU Nihilists' for the football team, what about the hockey team?


The same. It's almost universally the same team name for any given college, regardless of the sport.


If you add an a, you'd get Anihilists, and it might make it easier for them to live up to their name (less of the "This fuckin' game is meaningless" talk in the locker room)... more likely to get corporate sponsorship, too.

Oh ya, I suppose I could teach Aism as well.
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Re: ILP University

Postby PavlovianModel146 » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:29 am

Oughtist wrote:
Pavlovianmodel146 wrote:
Alpha+Omega wrote:
OK 'ILPU Nihilists' for the football team, what about the hockey team?


The same. It's almost universally the same team name for any given college, regardless of the sport.


If you add an a, you'd get Anihilists, and it might make it easier for them to live up to their name (less of the "This fuckin' game is meaningless" talk in the locker room)... more likely to get corporate sponsorship, too.

Oh ya, I suppose I could teach Aism as well.


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Re: ILP University

Postby Alpha+Omega » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:55 pm

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(Technical) College Prospectus - to date

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

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Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

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Moralessons

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

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21st Century Mysticism

Clubs

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Football Team - 'ILPU Anihilists' - (Pavlovianmodel146 is Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey - 'ILPU Anihilists'

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

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Transdimensional Yoga
The Jedi Council

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment
Robinson Crusoe

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

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Re: ILP University

Postby Amorphos » Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:10 pm

Ilp university already exist, just listen to the voice within!

How else can you know something if it is not already there.

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Re: ILP University

Postby Alpha+Omega » Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:44 pm

quetzalcoatl wrote:Ilp university already exist, just listen to the voice within!

How else can you know something if it is not already there.

Truth is not learned it is found.


Too true bro, too true...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KnuJZkBjg&NR=1

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Re: ILP University

Postby amor fati » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:59 am

Alpha+Omega wrote:
quetzalcoatl wrote:Ilp university already exist, just listen to the voice within!

How else can you know something if it is not already there.

Truth is not learned it is found.


Too true bro, too true...


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Re: ILP University

Postby Impious » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:59 am

There must be a chair for the interpretation of Zarathustra. I will hold that chair. Sauwelios will be my clerk.
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Re: ILP University

Postby strongpersongrrrr » Sat May 02, 2009 8:23 pm

i wouldn't trust you to sit on a baby chair
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Re: ILP University

Postby Wobbly » Thu May 07, 2009 10:39 pm

Jesus, our course list reads like a "how to" on aspergers. We must mediate the problem with a course on how to make love properly, and require it for all Freshmen. The exam will be video-based, and the final will be oral. Naturally we will take turns teaching it, but I suggest that Faust offers a survival version for all seasons.
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Re: ILP University

Postby thezeus18 » Fri May 15, 2009 2:06 am

I've got a box full of Fun-Yuns for the cafeteria. Also Ramen.
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Re: ILP University

Postby MagsJ » Wed May 20, 2009 10:29 pm

thezeus18 wrote:I've got a box full of Fun-Yuns for the cafeteria. Also Ramen.

Hey Zeus :wink: how you doin?

I miss our tag-team moments, lololol !
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Re: ILP University

Postby thezeus18 » Thu May 21, 2009 1:23 am

Haha, those were fun.

I've taken a break from philosophy. I lost the thread of my thoughts, can't remember where I left off. According to some people, there's no way I'll ever think up anything meaningful unless I actually read some philosophy, so I've pretty much taken a break from thinking about things until I have the time and willpower to grind through the literature.

What about you, how's the psychology forum behaving?
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Re: ILP University

Postby Ed3 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:41 pm

Hi to All

I thought I might add my services by teaching Math and Physics. But I have already done that. So my next thought was that I should keep with tradition and teach something I know nothing about.

It came to me that I should teach a class on how to get chicks.

Just a thought.
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Re: ILP University

Postby Ed3 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:21 pm

I’ve been thinking…

First thing is that all men should carry a copy of Kant’s "Critique of Pure Reason".

On meeting an appropriate female (you know one that is breathing- well OK that's too limiting) you should explain Kant’s a priori.

After that all important first impression you need to deal with your communication skills.

Since communication is the lynch pin of a good relationship you should tell the female whether you use first or second order logic.

As she draws near, you should whip out “Psychology of Imagination" By Jean-Paul Sartre and go into a detailed discussion of the entire book!!! Be sure to get the arbitrarily labeled definitions right.

Just when she is feeling comfortable (it might be hard to tell if she is sleeping) you could pull out the Chemical Rubber Company’s Handbook of Chemistry and Physics. Here you and she could make an enthusiastic effort to find a naturally occurring isotope of some element emitting antimatter radiation.

You obviously will need a strong, sculpted, young man to carry these books for the two of you…

I just don’t know why the beautiful young woman might choose the pack animal over us?
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Re: ILP University

Postby strongpersongrrrr » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:27 pm

Magsj wrote:
thezeus18 wrote:I've got a box full of Fun-Yuns for the cafeteria. Also Ramen.

Hey Zeus :wink: how you doin?

I miss our tag-team moments, lololol !


i'm so strong, i tag team on my own
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