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Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:40 am

I want turd to change his avatar to something like a brown, cartoon turd. Kind of curled up like if it were on an ice cream cone it would just look like some of that shitty powdered ice cream that they serve on cruise ships kinda spiraled on there. Then put some sunglasses on it, and give it little arms, and a Donald Trump hairdo, and in one hand have Hillary's head from his current avatar, and in the other have a book and somehow set it all up to where I can change what it says on the cover of the book just on my whims.

So, can we get that done? I'm not a scientist, an artist, nor do I know shit about a computer or photoshop or any of that stuff. Just everyone get together and handle it and let me know what I have to do when I want to change what the book says.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:12 am

I'm sticking with this for the time being, really seems to piss people off.
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Re: Turd's avatar

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:46 am

This isn't about you or what you want.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:36 pm

I'm sure you say that to all the girls.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:25 am

Only some of them.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:55 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:I'm sure you say that to all the girls.

Usually after he drops the date rape drug into their drinks..
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Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:57 am

Good thing I don't drink.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:01 am

Turd Ferguson wrote:Good thing I don't drink.

I wouldn't around him, who knows what would happen.....
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