hey hey, its ascot the dress had to be done, and i like that dress and love those shoes. the pose was just me pissing about. but like are you rating me cos like wtf!!!
iām at least an 8 
ok fine
retreats back into her shell to find a paper bag
wow
you have amazing eyes!
now i have to compare your eyes to embracetrees eyes.
your eyes have so much more intellegence behind them, and they are way sexierā¦they are gorgeous and so deep, i just fell into themā¦
i dont think i could look into your eyes in person without blushing 
however
embracetrees your eyes are way cuter
i believe my theory is rightā¦when you look into a persons eyes you look into the person, your intelligence, your artistic nature, your philosophical nature, your personalityā¦your eyes show these things.
finally found the cameraā¦
strange how looking into someoneās eyes is so different from looking into their nostrils.
I doooo soooo hope that was your wife borrowing your username Thirst.
Thank you Sara, you really are very sweet.
Thank you, I would imagine that you and I might spend much time looking into each otherās eyes. Yes, you have beautiful eyes, the sort that one cannot look away from. The colour is amazing.
Iām going to have to agree.
OG,
Yourās look mysterious, thereās a depth to them but youāre hiding it.
A
Hello F(r)iends,
A more recent picā¦
Taken by a friend on a camera-phone at a birthday party.
In hand is a girlās phone number.
When I told my darling wife, she says I passed the test. 
TAB:
My wife states: āheās a sexy manā and she puts emphasis on man.
I just happen to think sheās right.
-Thirst
Due to request. I humbly presentā¦ myself.
(Iām the good lookinā one. ^_^)
manifested,
This is a perfect example of a beautiful woman with a fuller body. If she were fully clothed you would never appreciate her beautiful body and MOST men would toss her off as being fat. This is one of the sexiest bodies I have seen on a woman in a long while - I hope you tell her that. Why the HELL do men today want women who look like skinny little boys?
(Tell her Bessy is just some hot guy on the netā¦ LOL)
lady Bessy,
That gross generalization is highly unfair.
Not all men want a waif. Some of us, particularly males of Italian and Hispanic decent, (probably because of certain genetic relation), prefer the robust female form ā¦ not fat, just thick.
The female in that picture, although a bit too busty for my tastes, has an elegant line to her midsection, and shows all the fineness of the soft allure of the feminine form.
Even lady Bessy can be wrong ā¦ once in awhile. 
Manifested is ratherā¦ manifested. 
fuckā¦ I crack myself up.
Good for you, Mas. I agree with you about some men, but most men like the skinny woman with the fake boobs. I get a kick out of seeing women at the club naked - how men can get off on touching plastic boobs is beyond me. Women donāt turn me on, but if one did - it would be one who is softer, curvier and one who doesnāt make my body hurt from the bones digging into my skin.
Okok, am I protesting too much? Damn straight. I am curvy - and theyāre REAL. Sue me.
Hmmm, I think that males of ILP should be allowed to vote on taking that statement at face value, OR, if we should opt for a male ILP concensus, post tweak test, of course. This will allow us to assess the authenticity of the breasts in question, and summarize a determination on said authenticity via popular masculine vote.
Any males in agreement, say ātweak, tweakā or simply raise your hand, tweaking fingers extended.
Tweak, tweak.
-Thirst4Nips
LMMFAO ā¦ I knew brother thrist4debauchery wouldnāt be able to let this one go on the slide by ā¦ LMMFAO
Males: 2 votes
Females: no voting voice on this one.
LMAO. self-five!!! 
Tweaking on the internet? (-50,000 points)
females up 22,000
Ack ā¦ lady Bessy came back to the thread too soon!!! 
Oh the shame, but still the thought ā¦ 
Tweak, Tweak, Tweak.
(because twice is not enough)
-Thirst4Nips
Oh, naughty thirst-san
Thanks. 