thats what i told my friend’s girlfriend last night, cause i asked her if i could look into her eyes…they were average.
these are my nostrils…
and here is my real face with no clever disguises 
Those are some fine nostrils you got there.
why thank you 
Divine proboscis of the Gods?
You are most welcome.
Zomg, you do have some fine nostrils but mine are 10x sexier.
Let’s see, my eyes look like black holes and if I were to show you a full body shot of me you’d think “What the hell is this anorexic 10 year old doing on ILP??” 
I figure I’ll spare myself the embarrassment and gaze over the prettifuls.
If you are too embaraced to post a full body, then you could just do a face shot, so you can prove your claim of 10x sexier nostrails than Mr. Kebop.
black holes eh…sounds interesting, you could a least show me those.
alright this is getting a little bit too…kinky.
Is that even possible?
i hope not…
I, for one, found you attractive (even with the angry look), but could not place your age well.
mrn
the lecherous old man of ILP
I just saw you picture, I’d agree, those are some black hole eyes. They’re actually really cool.
Well, I figured I’d finally post a picture of me. So, uh, here it is!
I forgot to mention that’s an old pic. Maybe I’ll post a more recent one up sometime if people want.
Hmmm…one never knows how many good looking fellas are lurking. Cute Postadin.
A
i was browsing through the photo history thread and its really wierd how noone ever looks how you expect them to isn’t it??
there was one particularly good looking male ilper, and I was especially shocked cos i always thought he was a she
Still none have surpassed the angelic one for … hmmmm…
“visual intent”. 
First vI want to tell all you people
What the hell nhappen? I in the middled a putton together my messahge and it disappear!
No matter, I’m taken this class at the local highschool thast free for seniors and it all about philosophy. well let me tell you young bpeople that I been around one hell of a long time, and there aint no doubt that i know my philosophy.
Don’t you college kids think you got it over on me in the smarts department. It good to laugh and get down to sometimes and thayt always been one of my philosophies to where you gonna find that in a book.
Listen, I’m gonna tell you people all about what I learned in class so that you can grow and be good people.
Just so yous people can have a good chukle I took the name my great great great grandson calls me as my name for these letters he calls me a Tedious old fart. I find that to be hellraious. He got some problems with the heron but he still got a good heart.
He took a picfture of me at meetin we had with our people down in virginjia.
I hope you like that picture because it took me able 4 hours to figure it out. I had to call my one daughter that’s still living and shes sick.
lets get it on.