Ok I was minding my own business when i looked out my window and saw my neighbor through her window. She was on her computer cam pleasuring herself…um…what am I supposed to think here? How would u react, what would u think of this woman???
I jerked off in a trash can in my friend’s kitchen the other day because these two people didn’t know I was in there and started fucking, then I went outside quietly and smoked a cigarette. Then I stuck my phone around the corner and took pictures of them. What if they had caught me?
Had my phone not been stolen the other night, I’d post the pictures. The funniest part was that I was the best man in the girl’s wedding. But I’ve known the guy who was fucking her longer than I’ve known her husband. It doesn’t matter though because he cheats on her all the time. Twice this year he’s had to get two different women to abort his kids so his wife doesn’t find out. We always trade women around. It’s cool to have such good friends.
You could always film said beanflicking woman and sell the footage to a amateur/voyeur porn site. If you were completely amoral and capitalistic. I’d probably wait until she finished and noticed me watching, then raise a glass in her honour.
I do not hold caught masturbators in such high-esteem as to contemplate my having caught them in the act, but that’s just me! though everything is an experience: to add to the list of experiences, experienced!
…and I maintain that I never said no such thing - I did say that I don’t care/it’s a natural act, but I wouldn’t want to catch someone in the act of doing it.