WHen you catch someone masturbating..

Ok I was minding my own business when i looked out my window and saw my neighbor through her window. She was on her computer cam pleasuring herself…um…what am I supposed to think here? How would u react, what would u think of this woman??? :astonished: :astonished: :astonished:

You don’t have to think anything. :slight_smile:
And you can react in any way you want. :smiley:

I jerked off in a trash can in my friend’s kitchen the other day because these two people didn’t know I was in there and started fucking, then I went outside quietly and smoked a cigarette. Then I stuck my phone around the corner and took pictures of them. What if they had caught me?

Im with Smears. I would probably grab the binochulars

Had my phone not been stolen the other night, I’d post the pictures. The funniest part was that I was the best man in the girl’s wedding. But I’ve known the guy who was fucking her longer than I’ve known her husband. It doesn’t matter though because he cheats on her all the time. Twice this year he’s had to get two different women to abort his kids so his wife doesn’t find out. We always trade women around. It’s cool to have such good friends.

Alot of women dont do it for me…

I had a relationship with a retard chamelion a few years back… ever since i havn’t been able to trust some types of women…

Luckly i met a very atractive girl at work last year and she seems to be interested… (big hips… big thys… and some tig ass bitties)

And yes i know trust isn’t an issue when it comes to just getting laid… but lately i’ve been lookin for that special someone.

(the dam chamelion)

Hah! That dudes going to find those pictures on your phone. That’ll be fantastic.

Those aren’t the worst of them.

I wouldn’t give a fuck if I caught someone masturbating - it’s natural.

You’re supposed to think, “Hey, that woman is masturbating. Now there’s something I don’t see every day” and move on with your life.

Very apt. Very funny.

You could always film said beanflicking woman and sell the footage to a amateur/voyeur porn site. If you were completely amoral and capitalistic. I’d probably wait until she finished and noticed me watching, then raise a glass in her honour.

I do not hold caught masturbators in such high-esteem as to contemplate my having caught them in the act, but that’s just me! :wink: though everything is an experience: to add to the list of experiences, experienced!

my dad caught me once when i was 15 :laughing:

I saw my neighbor masturbating with a webcam pointed at her. She was watching the vid on a monitor. I think she was making a few extra bucks.

After that, I checked every night when I came home from work.

For a while, anyway.

It was something to do.

I don’t get why people so often reckon ‘natural is good’. I almost bought a porno once titled Unnatural Sex. I regret not buying it.

only natural…

I never said it was…

whats with the shock, you damn hypocrite like you don’t do it yourself :imp: what, you one of those christians?! :laughing:

You have a habit of not realising what you’re saying. :unamused:

…and I maintain that I never said no such thing - I did say that I don’t care/it’s a natural act, but I wouldn’t want to catch someone in the act of doing it.