I’ll co-teach special ed with you Smears; you’re gonna need help and it’s what I do! Maybe I could be waterboy for your team, too. What’s in your water?
Otherwise, I’d be very interested in just growing my hair long again and wandering halls aimlessly, if that’s alright.
It will be unclear as to whether I actually belong there, but I’ll be allowed to stay so long as I’m harmless.
Some will say I am a genius, as I somehow avoid walking into walls while reading.
I’ll bring a book: The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment
Not a special teams option!!! Special Teams is Kickoff, Kickoff Return, Punt, Punt Return, Field Goal and Field Goal blocking! I was saying that if there was a more qualified head coach than me, that I would be the Special Teams Coach, an Assistant Coach, of sorts.
By the way, I’l teach more than just general business.
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
There’s other business shit that I took in college, but I don’t think I would be in any way qualified to teach it, not even at the most basic level. The Economics and Business Admin are the only ones I would think I am qualified to teach at an advanced level, well, that and advanced Pavlovian Conditioning…
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society
Liteninbolt
Philosophy for Dummies
Smears/Oughtist
Special ed
The Stumps
Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.
Oughtist
Moral Theory
Faust
Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101
Clubs
Pavlovianmodel146
Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidat appears)
Intramural Street Hockey
Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)
The Druggie Team
Library Titles
Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment
Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society
Liteninbolt
Philosophy for Dummies
Smears/Oughtist
Special ed
The Stumps
Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.
Oughtist
Moral Theory
Faust
Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101
Clubs
Pavlovianmodel146
Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey
Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)
The Druggie Team
Library Titles
Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment
Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society
Liteninbolt
Philosophy for Dummies
Smears/Oughtist
Special ed
The Stumps
Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.
Oughtist
Moralessons
Faust
Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101
Alpha+Omega
21st Century Mysticism
Clubs
Pavlovianmodel146
Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey
Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)
The Druggie Team
Alpha+Omega
Transdimensional Yoga
The Jedi Council
Library Titles
Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment