ILP University

I’ll co-teach special ed with you Smears; you’re gonna need help and it’s what I do! Maybe I could be waterboy for your team, too. What’s in your water?

Otherwise, I’d be very interested in just growing my hair long again and wandering halls aimlessly, if that’s alright.

It will be unclear as to whether I actually belong there, but I’ll be allowed to stay so long as I’m harmless.

Some will say I am a genius, as I somehow avoid walking into walls while reading.

I’ll bring a book: The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment

If necessary I’ll teach Moral Theory.

But I’d rather not.

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values

Wisdom

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Business
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moral Theory

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football (Special Team option)
Intramural Street Hockey

Smears

The Druggie Team (Waterboy - Oughtist)

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment

Long-haired Hall Wandering Mascot While Reading and Avoiding Walls

Oughtist

I’ll do a section on wilderness survival during the summer session. Winter wilderness survival is a lot of trouble.

Okay, autumn. Autumn is the most fun. If you’re gonna try to survive in the wilderness, you might as well be comfortable.

I hope it won’t be one of those campuses where weapons are banned. Wilderness survival is also more fun with weapons.

If it is, I’ll just do the Intro to Beer and Wine class.

Or maybe Wilderness Survival with Weapons, Beer and Wine 101.

That’s it.

Imp can provide the firearms. He may even want to be an instructor for the proper use of weapons.

A+O

Not a special teams option!!! Special Teams is Kickoff, Kickoff Return, Punt, Punt Return, Field Goal and Field Goal blocking! I was saying that if there was a more qualified head coach than me, that I would be the Special Teams Coach, an Assistant Coach, of sorts.

By the way, I’l teach more than just general business.

Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics

There’s other business shit that I took in college, but I don’t think I would be in any way qualified to teach it, not even at the most basic level. The Economics and Business Admin are the only ones I would think I am qualified to teach at an advanced level, well, that and advanced Pavlovian Conditioning…

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moral Theory

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidat appears)
Intramural Street Hockey

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist

Why do I feel like I’m reading the course outline for Hogwarts?

Maybe they are similar?

I have a huge workload as it is, but I just thought of this:

Can I teach criminal justice?

:evilfun:

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moral Theory

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist

Pav your bullet theory is murder.

Teaching Requirements - to date

All teachers will be subject to peer evaluation

By what standard?

How is it any worse than the chair or lethal injection? Dead is dead.

In fact, the individual won’t even feel a well-enough placed bullet.

EDIT: Besides, I’m class-branching, Criminal Justice with Economics, that’ a well-rounded education there.

I was alluding to you wanting to teach Criminal ‘Justice’. :slight_smile:

Surely I qualify for “Philosophy for Dummies”? :shifty:

Teaching Requirements - to date

All teachers with exception to Litnenbolt will be subject to peer-evaluation

I nailed that position!

Do you want to start a club?

If you might, change Moral Theory to Moralessons, it sounds more relative and there’s ale in the middle.

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moralessons

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Alpha+Omega

21st Century Mysticism

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Alpha+Omega

Transdimensional Yoga
The Jedi Council

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist