ILP University

Why do I feel like I’m reading the course outline for Hogwarts?

Maybe they are similar?

I have a huge workload as it is, but I just thought of this:

Can I teach criminal justice?

:evilfun:

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moral Theory

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist

Pav your bullet theory is murder.

Teaching Requirements - to date

All teachers will be subject to peer evaluation

By what standard?

How is it any worse than the chair or lethal injection? Dead is dead.

In fact, the individual won’t even feel a well-enough placed bullet.

EDIT: Besides, I’m class-branching, Criminal Justice with Economics, that’ a well-rounded education there.

I was alluding to you wanting to teach Criminal ‘Justice’. :slight_smile:

Surely I qualify for “Philosophy for Dummies”? :shifty:

Teaching Requirements - to date

All teachers with exception to Litnenbolt will be subject to peer-evaluation

I nailed that position!

Do you want to start a club?

If you might, change Moral Theory to Moralessons, it sounds more relative and there’s ale in the middle.

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moralessons

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Alpha+Omega

21st Century Mysticism

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football (Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Alpha+Omega

Transdimensional Yoga
The Jedi Council

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist

Don’t mind me, I’m just reveling at my good fortune. :sunglasses:

OK.

I started two clubs because I thought we should have some more in there.

A+O

This is awesome!

My football and hockey teams need a nickname, obviously, “ILPU,” is the abbreviation that will show up on TV.

Any suggestions?

“Coach PavlovianModel146, why do you have a Taser at practice?”

“I’m conditioning you dandelions to win!”

ILPUH, ILPUF?

No, no, a nickname! Like Chicago’s nickname is the Bears in the NFL.

New England has the Patriots.

Maybe we should be the ILPU Nihilists.

Because that is how many points you will score on our Defense, Nihil.

Friggin’ BCS system, it will be twenty years of unbeaten seasons before we see a National Championship Game.