A Thread for Rap

lol, you had me sold on the ghost thread idea, it is a yes, you can move the thread :slight_smile:

i’ll be cooking up something special for you three times great.

Thanks, Wonderer!

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN MOVED TO ART & MUSIC PER WONDERER’S PERMISSION

Three Times Great your rhymes are Three Times late,
filled with childish hate, your mental masturbation’s and
menstruations only serve to dilute and convolute
your understanding of self to increase your nerve,
so i’m servin up a rude dish for this crude fish
who calls me effeminate the celibate degenerate halibut
mentally exiled to Iqaluit for fuckin with
egocentrism which creates his prison;
intellectual pollution a prism of illusion and delusion
his confusion projected like profits from the infusion
of military interests, here no americans interject
fucking obsessed; sex like a compulsive disorder,
in your own ideology i am the warder
of your fate and despite your berations/
simple debate quakes you and abates you so i await you
to bait you/ sedate you/and take you
to your own altar and desecrate you
your own irate faith will deflate you,
you view clues through an askew hugh fucking monacle
you maniacal megalomaniac, fanatical sabbatical taking
mathematically problematical grammatically incorrect
bastard your lucky my disinterest spares you the embarrassment,
and harrasment cause when i confront you,
you front and you stunt, a couple blunt grunts
shunted like manure-you runt, get back in the sewer
you live in fanatasy land with that Ayn Rand feudalism,
shit is more like Candy Land “Poodle”-ism
fool listen, i will destroy your complex straw men allegories
stop rambling with rhetorical stories
of bull shit get some news bitch, before your mind twitches
and i snitches, and have you thrown in in that padded room
one fine afternoon, you’ll be released come back and say
you ate a lot of colored food, a simple stooge, this is no ruse,
you’re nearing catastrophic confusion, your fuse lit by your fusion
of greed and political need, the seed of a weed,
so leave and go leech some other country you conservative liar
you conserve your own profits and nothing more, you mental whore
but what’s in store for you is hilarious/the nefariously
unknown have un-sewn your precious system, and jipped em
creating a black whole leading to their pockets, you’re just a small fish,
and they’re a prehistoric dinosaur it’s crime at your door,
and your only answer is “try more”, and that’s what you mentally rest on…

it’s a fitting weak twist like your farmer mom getting fucked by M. Night. Shyamalan
your better put your game on cause this shit’s a yawn, your getting fucked on every track,
it’s the same song

:astonished:

here is a very nice beat i found, it can help with he writing stuff.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S7bvSoqXSQ[/youtube]

and by popular demand, a rap battle, of sorts.

there is a lot of introductory nonsense, but the battle pays off in the end.

note: Casper is an old friend of mine

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xucA1Aildjs[/youtube]

part 2

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyK1ZLn9kv4[/youtube]

here is a link to the judges if you would like.

youtube.com/watch?v=sCMrzXsKOhM&NR=1

They’d been humming it for years and Little did they know.

I think written is the most entertaining format.

don’t hate, or i might just masticate you placid fate, ginseng wont enlighten you, when divine intervention smites you,
the foo fighter fanatics don;t compare to your antics, there was only one winner everything beyond that is just semantics
like my fans tits breast enlargements and round hips twitching orgasmically enthusiastically accepting my seed
you see Haleyhill my babies will cartwheel out of any creed willing to concede and proceed with conception like Arabs
my harems are nefarious unlike your five post hilarious various precarious declarations like you’re an Aquarius
astrologer prophet demonstrating serious apologetic confrontational wannabe sensational mental vacation sabbatical taking
deluded criminally insane patient shit created by the system, institutionalized abused with lies, given a problem for them to solve
to absolve you of independence, like when my penmanship renders your gender bendering slandering meandering libelous ways
amazed and raised, the old childish phase since you were dropped on the head, the hazy craze plays mental loops like blazing jays for days
so sit down and stay, this is professor offensive and all i’ve got to say is drop the pretensive socially insensitive pretentious displays
they only portray blase expressions of dismay, you have everything and now you want more your mind whored out to the corporations fine stores

it’s misinformed perpetrations of people like you that start wars
men with the key links to your mind numbers 4 while you ignorantly hit the links and yell “four”

Do you listen to metal

no, but i do listen to “death rap”, which basically means i listen to necro.

youtube “light my fire - necro”, you will be appalled or amazed

So you are not of exotic heritage? If you like that, you should check out Josh Groban.

all heritage is exotic isn’t it?

I’m Caucasian. May i ask what interest you have in my heritage?

I’m one sixteenth Native American however, so perhaps I’ve got rhythm?

So i checked out Josh Groban, it wasn’t very good. Something about God was said, i know it…

perhaps you found the wrong video. it’s “light my fire NECRO”

The overweight man with the lisp?

yea that’s him

you’re kinda creepin’ me out. I can’t tell if you like the song ironically.

I like the song…

If you’re not creeped out by the lyrics i post then stay, if so, you must be lost.

[-( [-( [-(

yo check it
i do my thing and leave you breathless
retracted a degenerate tired narceleptic
philosophical trashcan stealin words out from my mouth
youd better go back to the south living in sin with oscar the grouch :astonished:
i know seseme street misses you ever since they cancelled you from season 2
but fuck it im not about this fool spewing made up shit like a lame duck bitch
delayed what i lay down better pray now i let you even stay down
the ground hurts but by now you gotta be used to it
abused as i use you profusely for my amusement
confused? no way you step up and play with my game
this level ive reached set my sights on these heights that cant be breached
Three Times rhymes is the last thing you see as you go to sleep
and fantasize about ever been anywhere near as Great as me
you write your lines like you dont even know how to read or speak in time
you spent an hour or more just coming up with some shit about dinosaurs :laughing:
please bitch take your shit farmers and fish back to the garbage
where i left you last time rejected depressed and ineffective
but in effect i wreaked your thread when i perplexed you back with what i said
in my first statements erased your fame and replaced it the same day with my Greatness
and you call me egocentric? at least i got an ego to mess with
damn right i earned the right to rap back from my ILP castle tonight
got this site on lockdown easy 'cause no one here can even touch me
you attack my self esteem as big, what you think that thats a bad thing?
go keep rationalizing away your own denial i put you on trial for being an arrogant child
you cant afford to miss this shit better look away and pray in fear
'cause we’re all sitting around wondering what the fuck youre still doing here [-( :-k :laughing:

its not fair, i know, that you cant compare
but some of us like you were just born to be failures :laughing:

:sunglasses:

:laughing:

I’m Caribbean, and I can’t rhyme for days! #-o I feel so useless… :crying-blue: