A Thread for Rap

here is a very nice beat i found, it can help with he writing stuff.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S7bvSoqXSQ[/youtube]

and by popular demand, a rap battle, of sorts.

there is a lot of introductory nonsense, but the battle pays off in the end.

note: Casper is an old friend of mine

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xucA1Aildjs[/youtube]

part 2

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyK1ZLn9kv4[/youtube]

here is a link to the judges if you would like.

youtube.com/watch?v=sCMrzXsKOhM&NR=1

They’d been humming it for years and Little did they know.

I think written is the most entertaining format.

don’t hate, or i might just masticate you placid fate, ginseng wont enlighten you, when divine intervention smites you,
the foo fighter fanatics don;t compare to your antics, there was only one winner everything beyond that is just semantics
like my fans tits breast enlargements and round hips twitching orgasmically enthusiastically accepting my seed
you see Haleyhill my babies will cartwheel out of any creed willing to concede and proceed with conception like Arabs
my harems are nefarious unlike your five post hilarious various precarious declarations like you’re an Aquarius
astrologer prophet demonstrating serious apologetic confrontational wannabe sensational mental vacation sabbatical taking
deluded criminally insane patient shit created by the system, institutionalized abused with lies, given a problem for them to solve
to absolve you of independence, like when my penmanship renders your gender bendering slandering meandering libelous ways
amazed and raised, the old childish phase since you were dropped on the head, the hazy craze plays mental loops like blazing jays for days
so sit down and stay, this is professor offensive and all i’ve got to say is drop the pretensive socially insensitive pretentious displays
they only portray blase expressions of dismay, you have everything and now you want more your mind whored out to the corporations fine stores

it’s misinformed perpetrations of people like you that start wars
men with the key links to your mind numbers 4 while you ignorantly hit the links and yell “four”

Do you listen to metal

no, but i do listen to “death rap”, which basically means i listen to necro.

youtube “light my fire - necro”, you will be appalled or amazed

So you are not of exotic heritage? If you like that, you should check out Josh Groban.

all heritage is exotic isn’t it?

I’m Caucasian. May i ask what interest you have in my heritage?

I’m one sixteenth Native American however, so perhaps I’ve got rhythm?

So i checked out Josh Groban, it wasn’t very good. Something about God was said, i know it…

perhaps you found the wrong video. it’s “light my fire NECRO”

The overweight man with the lisp?

yea that’s him

you’re kinda creepin’ me out. I can’t tell if you like the song ironically.

I like the song…

If you’re not creeped out by the lyrics i post then stay, if so, you must be lost.

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yo check it
i do my thing and leave you breathless
retracted a degenerate tired narceleptic
philosophical trashcan stealin words out from my mouth
youd better go back to the south living in sin with oscar the grouch :astonished:
i know seseme street misses you ever since they cancelled you from season 2
but fuck it im not about this fool spewing made up shit like a lame duck bitch
delayed what i lay down better pray now i let you even stay down
the ground hurts but by now you gotta be used to it
abused as i use you profusely for my amusement
confused? no way you step up and play with my game
this level ive reached set my sights on these heights that cant be breached
Three Times rhymes is the last thing you see as you go to sleep
and fantasize about ever been anywhere near as Great as me
you write your lines like you dont even know how to read or speak in time
you spent an hour or more just coming up with some shit about dinosaurs :laughing:
please bitch take your shit farmers and fish back to the garbage
where i left you last time rejected depressed and ineffective
but in effect i wreaked your thread when i perplexed you back with what i said
in my first statements erased your fame and replaced it the same day with my Greatness
and you call me egocentric? at least i got an ego to mess with
damn right i earned the right to rap back from my ILP castle tonight
got this site on lockdown easy 'cause no one here can even touch me
you attack my self esteem as big, what you think that thats a bad thing?
go keep rationalizing away your own denial i put you on trial for being an arrogant child
you cant afford to miss this shit better look away and pray in fear
'cause we’re all sitting around wondering what the fuck youre still doing here [-( :-k :laughing:

its not fair, i know, that you cant compare
but some of us like you were just born to be failures :laughing:

:sunglasses:

:laughing:

I’m Caribbean, and I can’t rhyme for days! #-o I feel so useless… :crying-blue:

your rhymes are sweaty like summer time, blind to the divine signs
induced until your life is like a lemon juiced, raised to the ground,
the only sound will be you feeble groans about your leveraged loans
unplayable, your demons unslayable,
and then you’ll turn burned by society and silenced through piety,
you’ll never learn the system you praise
disgraces humanity,your faith is insanity,
a calamity of human desire, it’s ironic that the light that
you worship turns you into fuel for its own bonfire,
enslaved by your sires ire, you drones are tireless,
to you life is job so get er’ done, but work without fun
is fuckin stupid like sex with dumb concubines that can’t cum
the only time I take off run is when i’m streakin through your moms room,
which is soon so go home and croon your shit stories and bull shit allegories
of socialist evil, it’s people like you who destroy free speech
“you’re a leech” says the rhetorical troll, just let me find a grassy knoll
i shoot hypocrites like foal vealers, when your mind splits apart
every time we start you spew shit like you got diarrhea,
creating a mountain of shit and then saying “yea mount this shit”.
my mind couldn’t be freer, a jeer from God would make me rear with
laughter for creating the catastrophe i see here before me
writing lines like after school, even metaphorically you’re a fool
metaphysically unstable, living in fear of things your unable to understand
where your narrow mind sees failure, vraiment je suis le meilleur
game theory must be new to you cause when your shit reign’s at an end
your life depends on your friends, and your enemy’s
and cann the human nature pretentious bull shit, PLEASE!
It’s fear based ignorance, the shit is borderline religious
and my tolerance is through and through my “God” damned prodigiousness
i will impale you and your vassals in front of your own castle
heads and national tassels removed of course, cause i don’t discriminate
or abate my berations or traitorous illustrations to these fainting sheep
the recrimination of free speech marks the point where we became a fascist nation
dictators mimicking historical figures rigorously taking authority
controlling the majority of course what the fuck is Horst to do
when used as a horse like you to divide and confuse, you’ve been abused
and reused like a junkies favorite needle, so savor the flavor of chattel
by working at taco bell. if your reading this I’m impressed you’ve come this far
cause your scars show when you ignore the main points like blind hoes.

and that’s how the story goes, sick flows and broken toes
stay satisfied with the martyrdom you’ve chose? only the lord knows…

No you wont stay satisfied

well, i’m irish and italian and i’m not magical and can’t sing opera. SO WHAT.

can you rhyme for nights, Magsj? :laughing:

No! :neutral_face:

There’s a tune that says ‘I’ve got rhymes for days’, but I ain’t Arc, but I love rap music, but just can’t rhyme myself #-o so I’ll just be a groupie instead :stuck_out_tongue:

](*,) stop setting such limits on yourself, Magsj. You have a vocabulary in your brain. pick any word and make it ryhme. you can do this. then just sit and think put an image to it and feelings to it…and then just do it. I know that you can.

the lady is an english lass
with all together too much sass
of course she says she cannot rhyme
to me she’s lazy, what a crime

now let’s begin to do this right
unless you really want to fight
put down your tea and concentrate
and afterwards we’ll celebrate

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