ILP University

No, no, a nickname! Like Chicagoā€™s nickname is the Bears in the NFL.

New England has the Patriots.

Maybe we should be the ILPU Nihilists.

Because that is how many points you will score on our Defense, Nihil.

Frigginā€™ BCS system, it will be twenty years of unbeaten seasons before we see a National Championship Game.

OK ā€˜ILPU Nihilistsā€™ for the football team, what about the hockey team?

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moralessons

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Alpha+Omega

21st Century Mysticism

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football Team - ā€˜ILPU Nihilistsā€™ - (Pavlovianmodel146 is Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Alpha+Omega

Transdimensional Yoga
The Jedi Council

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Manā€™s Guide to Enlightenment

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist

The same. Itā€™s almost universally the same team name for any given college, regardless of the sport.

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moralessons

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Alpha+Omega

21st Century Mysticism

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football Team - ā€˜ILPU Nihilistsā€™ - (Pavlovianmodel146 is Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey - ā€˜ILPU Nihilistsā€™

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Alpha+Omega

Transdimensional Yoga
The Jedi Council

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Manā€™s Guide to Enlightenment
Robinson Crusoe

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist

If you add an a, youā€™d get Anihilists, and it might make it easier for them to live up to their name (less of the ā€œThis fuckinā€™ game is meaninglessā€ talk in the locker room)ā€¦ more likely to get corporate sponsorship, too.

Oh ya, I suppose I could teach Aism as well.

You rock.

Alpha & Omega, I politely request you make it so.

b College Prospectus - to date[/b]

Values (open to revision)

Wisdom, no weapon control

Courses

Pavlovianmodel146

Criminal Justice
Business
Accounting
Business Administration
Business Law
Business Ethics
Human Resources
Macro-Economics
Marketing
Micro-Economics
Pavlovian Conditioning and Its Applications to Society

Liteninbolt

Philosophy for Dummies

Smears/Oughtist

Special ed

The Stumps

Semantic Analysis
How to be an effective communicator in philosophy
Reading and digesting philosophy according to semantics.

Oughtist

Moralessons

Faust

Wilderness survival during the Autumn session
Wilderness Survival with Weapons
Beer and Wine 101

Alpha+Omega

21st Century Mysticism

Clubs

Pavlovianmodel146

Football Team - ā€˜ILPU Anihilistsā€™ - (Pavlovianmodel146 is Willing to do Special Teams if a more experienced candidate appears)
Intramural Street Hockey - ā€˜ILPU Anihilistsā€™

Smears/Oughtist (Waterboy)

The Druggie Team

Alpha+Omega

Transdimensional Yoga
The Jedi Council

Library Titles

Philosophy for Dummies
The Lazy Manā€™s Guide to Enlightenment
Robinson Crusoe

Long-haired Hall-Wandering Mascot

Oughtist

Ilp university already exist, just listen to the voice within!

How else can you know something if it is not already there.

Truth is not learned it is found.

Too true bro, too trueā€¦

:laughing: =D>

There must be a chair for the interpretation of Zarathustra. I will hold that chair. Sauwelios will be my clerk.

i wouldnā€™t trust you to sit on a baby chair

Jesus, our course list reads like a ā€œhow toā€ on aspergers. We must mediate the problem with a course on how to make love properly, and require it for all Freshmen. The exam will be video-based, and the final will be oral. Naturally we will take turns teaching it, but I suggest that Faust offers a survival version for all seasons.

Iā€™ve got a box full of Fun-Yuns for the cafeteria. Also Ramen.

Hey Zeus :wink: how you doin?

I miss our tag-team moments, lololol !

Haha, those were fun.

Iā€™ve taken a break from philosophy. I lost the thread of my thoughts, canā€™t remember where I left off. According to some people, thereā€™s no way Iā€™ll ever think up anything meaningful unless I actually read some philosophy, so Iā€™ve pretty much taken a break from thinking about things until I have the time and willpower to grind through the literature.

What about you, howā€™s the psychology forum behaving?

Hi to All

I thought I might add my services by teaching Math and Physics. But I have already done that. So my next thought was that I should keep with tradition and teach something I know nothing about.

It came to me that I should teach a class on how to get chicks.

Just a thought.

Iā€™ve been thinkingā€¦

First thing is that all men should carry a copy of Kantā€™s ā€œCritique of Pure Reasonā€.

On meeting an appropriate female (you know one that is breathing- well OK thatā€™s too limiting) you should explain Kantā€™s a priori.

After that all important first impression you need to deal with your communication skills.

Since communication is the lynch pin of a good relationship you should tell the female whether you use first or second order logic.

As she draws near, you should whip out ā€œPsychology of Imagination" By Jean-Paul Sartre and go into a detailed discussion of the entire book!!! Be sure to get the arbitrarily labeled definitions right.

Just when she is feeling comfortable (it might be hard to tell if she is sleeping) you could pull out the Chemical Rubber Companyā€™s Handbook of Chemistry and Physics. Here you and she could make an enthusiastic effort to find a naturally occurring isotope of some element emitting antimatter radiation.

You obviously will need a strong, sculpted, young man to carry these books for the two of youā€¦

I just donā€™t know why the beautiful young woman might choose the pack animal over us?

iā€™m so strong, i tag team on my own