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BlurredSavant wrote:That's a burly beard. You look like a mountain man!

Jayson wrote:Most recent photo of me.
Faust wrote:Ab, can you resize that bad boy?
[attachment=0]rsz_1rsz_george-w-bush.jpg[/attachment]Jayson wrote:Yep. They're bad for your health.
I smoke because I want to smoke.
I can't smoke forever, but I can enjoy it now for a bit.
Oh, and for added fun to being stupid, I have spontaneous pneumothorax (lung can collaps at any time, due to blisters. Genetic abnormality. Smoking could increase risk, though unverified).
I have a 5% chance of near immediate death everytime my lung collapses. That is the probability estimate of the lung collapsing onto my heart and killing me within 5 minute...10 minutes if I'm really lucky.
Jayson wrote:Blisters form on the outside of the inner wall, wedged between the outer wall.
When a blister grows thinly enough at the right tension, the aggravation of the walls friction upon the intrusion can possibly cause the blister to pop.
When that happens, the air inside of the blister pushes into the fractionally tight space between the walls.
Due to the nature of the lung design and the properties of thermodynamics, this causes the inner sack to stretch away from the outer sack in opposing direction that the blister faces.
It's not so much a collapse, in this form, as it is a pushing against the inner sack like a pillow in a pillow case.
Once it happens you can either ride it out and let the air dissipate naturaly over time, or you can let the doctors cut open your chest, stick a tube in, and forcefully suck the extra air out.
Jayson wrote:I chose to learn breathing techniques taught by the tradition of Buddhism, but mixed with the understandings of modern biology, rather than putting even more holes in myself only to accomplish the same results.
Jayson wrote:Dream job: university philosophy "professor".
Chances: extremely low. (especially considering that I don't really ever intend on going to college at this point - certainly not for such a length as needed to gain that position)
But either way, I have to chop it down due to preparation for promotional interviews that I might have a shot at.
Jayson wrote:
But either way, I have to chop it down due to preparation for promotional interviews that I might have a shot at.
PavlovianModel146 wrote:
I wish you luck with that.
Being in management, I have to be honest with you and say they might actually look down on you trying to put on airs, unless the people with whom you are interviewing are not familiar with you. (Read: see you on a daily basis) The reason for that is that they'll know why you are doing it, whereas they offered to interview you for the position (or are interviewing you per your request) knowing that you like to have the facial hair.
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