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Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby Abstract » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:52 pm

1.) Must be Christian.
2.) Have a high income level.
3.) Be good at talking and horrible at solving problems.
4.) Be straight.
5.) Be married.
6.) Be good at being vague yet sounding explicit.


Anything you would add or remove?

But seriously what are the requirements of being a US president?
What should be the requirements?
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby Kriswest » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:59 pm

Well you have the current requirements down pat.
I would like to see them as:
Must understand business and know how to make a profit
Must be able to scare the crap out of enemies
Must be a diplomat of the highest level
Must be in touch with reality
Must be at least 30 years old
Must be able to learn new things.
Must realize they are the employee of the people, by the people and not some sort of god like figure.
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby Abstract » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:03 pm

Maybe there should be a 2 year political degree that is necessary to be president wherein there would be philosophy courses, psychology/sociology courses...
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby Kriswest » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:15 pm

That would be good
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby Abstract » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:23 pm

With availability of free funding for the course given economic disability...perhaps...
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby Kriswest » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:28 pm

I would think that a public school could fit into that beginning in the Jr high school years if one proves they have high potential then the public should fund further education in a nonbiased atmosphere,,,,, i would stretch this to fit all elected federal representatives or local ones.
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby eyesinthedark » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:00 pm

you must be a member of the eagles or
a member of skull and bones or
a freemason or
a rosicrucian
you must receive millions of dollars from americas corporate/banking dynasties
you must swear absolute allegiance to them, they are the only ones you must keep your promises to
you must be a homosexual
you must be loyal to israel, you must swear eternal allegiance to israel and receive aipac's blessing
you must be good at making promises, you don't have to be good at keeping them
think working towards fascist world government is a good idea
you must think sacrificing children to molech is a good idea
you must not have a conscience
you must either be a republican or a democrat
you don't have to be a good actor (barack obama), you can be a bad actor (george bush the 2nd)
you must speak the language of symbols.
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby Abstract » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:06 pm

the homosexual part seems out of place in that list...
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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby eyesinthedark » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:15 pm

oh, also, it will help you if you know how to effect peoples vibrational waves through hypnotic tones and suggestions.
it will help you to covertly traumatise your victims (americans), then blame their trauma on your enemy, and use words like kabalistic words like shock and awe, or shekinah. you must think the quilopoth, or serpent excrement is a good thing, you must be a professing christian and a covert satanist, you should repeat trigger words associated with trauma, like 9/11, terrorists, bin laden, man, turban, bomb, danger, children, think, and then you must offer soothing, comforting words like, protect, defend, america, justice, freedom, hope, strength, yeah, just repeat the same negative words, terrorist, bomb, etc, and/or the same positive words over and over again, you don't necessarily need full sentences,
america, freedom, etc. you must be a hypnotist---

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Re: Requirments Of being a President of USA

Postby PavlovianModel146 » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:45 am

Abstract wrote:1.) Must be Christian.
2.) Have a high income level.
3.) Be good at talking and horrible at solving problems.
4.) Be straight.
5.) Be married.
6.) Be good at being vague yet sounding explicit.


Anything you would add or remove?

But seriously what are the requirements of being a US president?
What should be the requirements?


1.) Maybe not. Jefferson and Lincoln are in doubt. Taft is almost guaranteed not to be, "I do not believe in the divinity of Christ."

2.) Truman, McKinley (Bankrupt), Ulysses S. Grant (Bankruptcy), Lincoln (Near Penniless-IRONIC!- before becoming an attorney), Harrison (Nearly Insolvent at his time of death), Monroe, (Insolvent at death), Madison, (But, Madison doesn't seem too badly off) Jefferson (Poor finance management),*****

3.) FDR

5.) James Buchanan

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