check and mate, bitch. you always were two steps ahead of me. retromatically speaking.
i think we can do without the rhesus monkey nomenclature. whenever I hear it I think of a monkey with chocolate and peanut butter smeared all over its ass.
I hate the word squamous but i like the word carcinoma, it has a rich but smooth mahogany oeuvre to it – not sure why.
pergo is more fun to say than hardwood, but hardwood is more fun to have.
haven doesn’t sound like a safe place – it sounds like a place where people are tortured and sweaty.
grandmother is a perfect word describing the thing it intends to describe.
fred is a dumb sounding name. most compound consonants annoy to hell out of me. frank has fucking two compounds. whoever invented compound consonants was a busybody who ruined practically everything.