You won’t catch me saying the word crotch in public, or even in private. It might explain why you’re alone these days. But it does speak to the potency and pungency of the word – the fact that I can’t say it for fear that my wife, once hearing it, will instantly fall out of love with me permanently. She might even fall out of love with life, like I did, when I read it above. Thanks for that.
And re: marketing, FUCK and YOU.
We don’t dream up dancing bananas. There is no WE in marketing. What we’re supposed to do is help people with a clear, memorable and motivating sales or brand message, which can mean just about anything. The banana means just about nothing, if even that. Which is not something I do in marketing.
Sorry about the unmentionable word. Maybe rainey can produce a poetic treatment that would allow that word the light of day. I still like it, but I won’t say it in front of your wife. Safety first.
JT, apparently I’m even more clueless than I thought [size=75][the clueless, clueless about her cluelessness - it’s a vicious cycle - I’m getting dizzy][/size] - anyway, word on the street is that as a white woman, I personify evil and - AND! - I can make men do whatever I want them to do! How fun is that?!
Okay well gotta run, with all this power comes great responsibility you know, so much evil to do, so little time…
Well, just so you know, the stock market had an uptick today, but will probably suffer a downtick later this week. Is there such a thing as an untick? I could like that word.
A couple more hated words:
boost - I like the sound of it but I’m tired of how it is commonly used. We have a boost in cleaning power! Fuck you.
Good point. New does not necessarily mean good–for anybody. “Craving novelty”–how obnoxiously those words fit together.
Ticks on the dog have more meaning than ticks from a clock.
Try the words in this sentence–“At 6 a.m. the cock ejaculated a crow!”
I love crombombulent, it’s a word I made up about my dog who is crombombulous. No I don’t know what it means because I made it up. I probably should of thought it through.
He’s also a hulvis incidentally or a hulver. I sometimes call him Hulvis Presley, because he is the King of Hulvers obviously.
I don’t know why the word deliverables must exist or what it means, but I’m assuming whatever a deliverable is, a dirigible is not one of them. Nonetheless, both words, deliverable and dirigible, can fuck off.
Fuck is a great word. Fuck is the Chairman of the Board.
Shit is maybe Dean Martin. Not a fan of the word shit.
Women seem to like saying shit more than men, although men tend to like saying jack-shit, even though jack squat is funnier.
Bottom line is men don’t need any permutation of shit on the tips of their tongues. They prefer fuck. The ideal woman is into shit and fuck, both.
Godamighty, Do you realize how old you have to be to catch that? Most of these people wouldn’t know FS from shit let alone the moniker. You is old, almost ancient!
I like deliverables. If I order a pizza, it’s a deliverable - even with anchovies and a side of bread sticks. Babies are deliverables but I didn’t order any. That was the wife’s doings.
Another hate word:
Biodegradable - Are you fucking kidding me? U235 is biodegradable if you wait long enough. It’s a word for the perennially gullible.